Dear Alan Grayson,

[chicating]

You're not helping me get over my crazy crush on you by sending e-mails quoting Steven Wright.I love Steven Wright and would quote him all the time if the blank looks I got didn't make me so very sad.(I should totally put you in that meme...the one about the crushes. In some ways, you're an odd choice. But in some ways not, as I'm a Han Solo girl

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[karaokegal]

Alan is quoting Stephen Wright? Be still my beating heart.

My favorite Stephen Wright joke..."You can't have everything...where would you put it?"

It's on Kos

[karaokegal]

But I got in my mail first...it's snarky theories about Afghanistan.
Rep Grayson, stop making me love you, I swear.
It's bad enough I brighten up every time a story comes out of Orlando. Because He might be on...mind-altering ties and all.
Favorite Wright lines:
Either the one about seeing the future from the side--peripheral visionary.
Or "Breakfast any time...so I said "French toast during the Renaissance"