brain hurts

Jan 28, 2006 12:03

I've just read fic that makes my brain hurt. And if it makes MY brain hurt, that's kind of scary ( Read more... )

fic advice, wtf mate

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lazulisong January 28 2006, 12:09:55 UTC
OH MY GOD I just realized that a really cracky FF7/SM crossover would inevitably end up with the triplets as the Starlights. WE MUST DO THIS.

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aphelion_orion January 28 2006, 12:22:33 UTC
*gigglesnort* If I recall correctly, the Starlights are guys who transform into girls, right? Heh. Kadaj and Yazoo wouldn't have much of a problem there. *is shot*

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chibirisuchan January 28 2006, 16:03:32 UTC
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......WHO COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE REALLY? THEY'RE ALREADY WEARING THE BIKER BONDAGE LEATHER GEAR FROM HELL.

...........

...and Cid already carries around a weapon he calls the Venus Gospel. It's entirely too traumatic imagining him in a seifuku with a red bow in his hair AND the damn cigarette.

And it takes no imagination at all to come up with Vincent in Sailor Mars gear because I'm SURE she turns into a demon from hell when she's PMSing.

Tifa is practically Jupiter already (the busty one who punches things, and everything on the planet reminds her of boyfriends).

...And GOD even Barret ended up stuffed in a sailor suit somewhere in-game didn't he?

Oh God oh God oh God we're going to HELLLLL...

yes, someone has to write this, but I'm praying it's not me? I've already writing mpreg, I already have a place in fanfic hell with my name on it......and Rufus would totally be Sailor Uranus. White suit and everything ( ... )

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bard_linn January 28 2006, 17:17:39 UTC
*AMUSED AS HECK*

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eternal_edge January 28 2006, 23:54:56 UTC
OMG. The scary thing is, I CAN SO TOTALLY PICTURE THIS! O.O

Tseng would be Pluto, I think his personality suits her the most.

I don't really see Rufus as Uranus or Vincent as Mars. If anything, Reno is Mars. Rufus would be...Prince Diamond. Vincent's probably Saturn with the whole entire DEATH and DOOM thing, not to mention Saturn's weird growth spurts and total whack with age. Guess that leaves Elena as Mercury and Reeve as Neptune and ONG Nanaki as Luna!!!

...my brain just broke.

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aphelion_orion January 29 2006, 04:39:06 UTC
*laughing almost too hard to type* Dear God. I think Vincent would be Sailor Pluto, though. The hair. And the brooding. And the I-know-things-I-technically-shouldn't-but-do-anyway. XD

That leaves the question... who would Sephiroth be? *brain death*

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>.> gabriel_chaos January 30 2006, 05:10:47 UTC
Sephiroth would be either Queen Serenity the first, OR. OR. Endymion. Cloud= Usagi, Sephiroth=Mamoru.

...Or Kunzite. >.> -burns in the fires of eternal shame-

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Re: >.> aphelion_orion January 31 2006, 13:02:59 UTC
If Sephiroth knew anything about our plans to turn him into Queen Serenity/Mamoru/Kunzite... he'd totally try to blow up this planet, too. XD

Personally, I'd vote to make him into Sailor Galaxia, if only because she's very much ev0l, has got a huge sword and cackles maniacally at random intervals. Also, her seifuku is made of metal. And... if I remember correctly from my Sailor Moon days, she and Usagi have a swordfight. So, yeah. *braindeath*

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satisfied_frog January 31 2006, 16:19:57 UTC
But the ride there is so amusing and fun

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