I will never be able to use the word 'perfect' again

[chibikorn]

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful, beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." ~Jack Handy.

This is what I think of when I attempt to read Stephenie Meyer's

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[shoar]

But Chez, the love you and I share is so perfect, perfect like the most perfect perfection to have ever perfected upon the planet of Perfect, under the leadership of Prefect Perfect, who recieves divine guidance from the Almighty Perfect of the Perfection Pantheon, in the galaxy Perfectia!

[unikorn]

Twilight is so bland! Granted I've only seen the first movie, but I never got any epic romance vibe from it.

My yaoi pairings have better chemistry <3