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[chevyskates]

FUCK.

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK.

[There's a brief pause. If you listen really hard, you can hear some sniffling. Wait, sniffling?]

My fuckin' charger? Better get fuckin' fixed. Bitches'll be fuckin' shanked, I swear to God. S'fucking important.

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[strongerfaster]

Shanked?

Whatcha gonna shank 'em with, honey?

[strongerfaster]

F-f--

I haven't aged a fucking day since I got on this fucking boat, and it was fucking 2011 when I left, so I'm still as old as I was in fucking 2011.

[chevyskates]

Yeah, maybe the way y'look. Damn, my 'rents coulda been born in 2011.

[strongerfaster]

Fuck you that doesn't make me old.

[chevyskates]

Fuck, ain't mean it as an insult or nothin', damn.

[strongerfaster]

Dammit...

Just don't bug me about that kinda thing.

[chevyskates]

Damn, fine. S'up with that?

[strongerfaster]

Nothin'. Forget it.

[chevyskates]

... Aiight.