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[chestmonster]

LJ Awards Meme
Why, hello there, all you hotties. *leers* I bet you've all missed me and my fantastic skills in bed, haven't you? Well, never fear. The guy who's a beast in bed is back (after having had a great time with some brunette that I met in a pub), and he brings a meme to you all

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[chestmonster]

Funniest LJer

[ex_yukimura469]

Seconded

[chestmonster]

bob_the_trout

[chestmonster]

seconded

[totallynot_kira]

I'll second this.

[punloving]

Me.

[buddhafourmary]

Dude, no one is funnier than you. Joint?

[punloving]

You think? I like you already.

As long as it's not the kind with your knuckles, I'm down with that.

[buddhafourmary]

All the time, dude. All the time. I like you, too.

The knuckles might rub as we pass it.

[punloving]

Wow. I have a deity who thinks I'm rad. This is suddenly the most awesome day ever.

Whatever you're on, I like it.

[buddhafourmary]

Its seriously close to the most awesome day ever. I won't see that day until my face is in between the Virgin Mary's thighs.

Only the best buddha for Buddha, dude.

[punloving]

It's awesome, like totally. The Virgin Mary? Oh yeah. That chick that made everyone pregnant and stuff. I guess she's kind of hot. For a chick.

Aren't you the guy everyone wants to rub?

[buddhafourmary]

Sweet, dude. Yeah, she's kind of really hot for a chick. Too bad she's such a frigid bitch.

Yeah, everyone loves the buddha belly.

[punloving]

She's a virgin. Don't virgins like...uh...never have sex?

It's shiny.

[buddhafourmary]

Everyone loses their virginity sometime, dude.

You seem like a fun guy. I have some 'shrooms if you'd like.

[punloving]

Yeah, but, dude...she's like...the virgin.

Awesome. I've never tried those before. I think.