Twenty-first move: [Accidental Video]

[chess_wizard]

[The communicator is on Ron's desk, picking up a fairly strange scene. Ron is wearing a red bathrobe over his pajamas and hurriedly backing away from a small manservant, who is holding out robes that look vaguely like this.]

No! I don't care what sort of psychotic idea this ruddy Queen's got, you're not setting me up in that! I refuse!

[He takes off

Comments

[saved_ur_ass]

Mmmm they could be putting you in sequins?

[chess_wizard]

Because ruffles aren't bad enough?

[saved_ur_ass]

I won't lie. They're pretty damn disgusting but sequins would be worse. You'd be like a Liberace reject.

We'll still have punch and dance. I'm wearing something so short you can nearly see my ass so that'll distract from the ruffles.

[Ruby does not understand how this is inappropriate]

[chess_wizard]

Liberace? What's that?

What?! How can you let them dress you up in something like that? Unless you like that sort of thing....

[Ron is trying very hard not to visualize this, but he's due for puberty any second now anyway.]

[Voice]

[pottershotter]

[Have a snickering James, because oh Merlin those dress robes are awful. James got stuck with dress robes too, but they're not nearly that bad.]

That's some rotten luck you've got there!

[Voice]

[chess_wizard]

[Ron sounds both cross and mortified.]

Yeah, no kidding. Even my great aunt Tessie wouldn't have worn something like that. This mansion has it out for me, I reckon.

[omficefryn]

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