[Locked to Des]

[cherubstempter]

Des, need to talk to you. Girl problems. WHY THE HELL CAN'T I DEAL WITH WOMEN? I used to be hell's best tempter and now I can't even fucking...

This is an emergency. COME HERE.

...I'm hiding in the conference room. ASAP. Here. NOW.

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[nothingsodivine]

Fucking hell, if you weren't my best friend, I'd..

Yeah, I'm coming. This better be as important as you say it is, or I'm going to stab you with a fork.

[cherubstempter]

Yeah, I really feel the love, man.

[nothingsodivine]

If you knew the day I've had, you'd cut the wisecracks, buddy.