New Workplace Vocabulary

[cherryundapants]

I don't remember where I saw this, but I think it's kinda funny.

- NEW WORDS FOR 2004 -
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything,

Comments

[aeroplanic]

Well one of my bosses (PON) is a stress puppy of the highest order. My other boss is the epitomy of seagull manager. Most people I work with practice assmosis daily and I work in the cube farm. PON is also highly skilled in crop dusting, usually after a lunch of salad and beans. Oh and every day is a salmon day. Working for "the man" sucks royally. I am so not an office person. :)

[birthofatrocity]

Crop dusting! hahahaha

[cherryundapants]

I found that one amusing, too. :D