erin, you should be excited too

[cherrysgonwron]

I had a really great horoscope today. So great, in fact, i thought i would share:

There's no delicate way to say this, so please stop reading and come back next week if you're offended by graphic references to pleasure. According to my analysis of the long-term astrological omens, you're on tap to experience more orgasms in 2006 than you have in

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[dieselfumeskill]

Taurus?

[cherrysgonwron]

Some religious traditions preach the doctrine that desire is a major obstacle to enlightenment. To escape from the predicament of your suffering, they insist, you must overcome all of your yearning. But Tantric scholar Daniel Odier believes this dogma is a delusion. In his book Desire: The Tantric Path to Awakening, he says desire should be at the heart of spiritual practice. Not all longings are equally sacred, of course: Fantasies about winning the lottery or seeing an adversary punished are not on a par with wanting to expand your capacity to bestow blessings and give love. In 2006, Taurus, consider the possibility that Odier is right. Try out the hypothesis that the most spiritual thing you can do is cultivate high-minded yearnings.

[whatever_baby]

the city paper!? baltimore is crazy! wow i can't wait to start experiencing all my orgasms. if i hooked up with another cancer i don't think we would ever get anything else done...

[cherrysgonwron]

good thinking.. i guess in 2006 ill steer clear of cancers so that i will still make decent grades