im going to have a whinge about halloween parties. mainly because no one is going to come and get drunk with me for my birthday because of it and its an excuse for people to thorw parties where the ladies all use it as an excuse to dress up as slappers and wear as impossibly short skirts as they can find ( Read more... )

i think that this is perhaps my most favourite cyanide and happiness strip. it will make me laugh forever.


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this morning i went to the optometrist because i hadnt had my eyes checked in a while. i discovered that my eyes have got worse by three steps. when the lady was letting me know baout the new lenses ill need she was like 'now these ones are a bit more expensive because your lenses are really thick now and you'll need these ones otherwise they will ( Read more... )

Im at tafe and im bored. tafe is boring. i need to get a real job so i can just do this extrenallly. maybe i should go back to uni next year and finish my degree. i just really want to get a job in an awesome little specialist library and spend the rest of my life there and become the library. it would eb awesome working for the csiro or the art ( Read more... )

this evening my dinner table conversation with my parents got to the point where i had to explain what a camel toe is to my mum. when i did she said 'oh! you mean mumble pants!". when i then asked her what she meant in return she replied with 'when you can see the lips moving but cant hear anything ( Read more... )

today i woke up and was thinking baout just how much i love shows about medical curiosities. especially ones with insanely obease people or people who have plastic surgery which then goes really wrong ( Read more... )

i need a new bookcase. both my bookcase and my shelves are jammed with books and i dont want to have to start stacking them in piles. maybe we should all go on a trip to ikea to buy bookcases. doss, ifyou take me ill buy you a hotdog ( Read more... )

my printer sucks. i goes through a silly amount of warm ups just to print one page of paper. it makes me angry with all its sillyness ( Read more... )

did anyone else whatch spicks and specks last nght?

was it just me or did martha wainright really really hate ross noble?

i dont get this whole 'body image' thing that people have a problem with ( Read more... )