You're uberboned.

Apr 24, 2010 06:32

Sorry, guys. The word "dick" was used too often in this episode to pass this up:

Hammer of the Gods Squee Post

When Sam and Dean are in an episode, I usually have a lot to say about them that looks like this.

Or you lame ass bitches can eat me. Literally. )

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elvensapphire April 24 2010, 13:18:05 UTC
I am so shit-face tired, I MUST go to bed, but I first have to say:

1) Prettyyyyy sure that in the three hours I was writing my last entry (yes, it took that long because I watched both episodes as I did it \o/), we were at some point writing at the same time. When I was done posting, I hit "refresh" on my Flist, and this entry appeared and I went "OMFG SQUEE."

2) WE SAY SUCH SIMILAR THINGS SOMETIMES THAT I THINK YOU ARE SOMEHOW MINDFUCKING ME.

That's all.

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cherie_morte April 24 2010, 19:54:48 UTC
Bed is for the weak, Jess.

1. Dude, writing this entry took me so much longer than 3 hours. I could. not. focus...hence it being so late. I blame my grnadmother for EATING MY BRAIN.

2. I SAW THAT. I just read your review post and I was like "WHOA, this is just getting weird."

*molests you*

That's all!

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mysticwaters April 24 2010, 14:38:07 UTC
I just wanted to say....I love your recaps. Sometimes even better than the ep itself. ♥

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cherie_morte April 24 2010, 19:52:51 UTC
♥!

So glad you enjoy them, sweetie!

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whitereflection April 24 2010, 14:50:22 UTC
COP THE FUCK OUT, BITCHES, I WILL DEVELOP STAGE FOUR STOMACH CANCER.

*howls* XD XD XD Oh, you. God, I love all your allcapsing ♥ But especially your point #4. \o/ JESUS FUCKING GODDAMN. \o/ Yes. Also: Samulet X3 X3 X3 ♥

But yes, someone needs to write them their make-up sex, since show refused to do so. Someone does, hm yes. :| *stares at you expectantly*

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cherie_morte April 24 2010, 19:52:22 UTC
RIGHT? DEAN GETS ALL THE GOOD KILLS. SAM NEEDS THIS BITCHES. AND THEN HE NEEDS TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH HIS BROTHER. I said NEED.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you're adorable. How about you write the 12K left on my big bang, and I'll write the make-up sex?

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whitereflection April 24 2010, 20:08:49 UTC
XD ♥ Oh god, if I tried to write 12k of anything, my head would explode. And it wouldn't even explody by deadline. :| I'll just wait all patientlike and start expectantly staring at you this summer maybe. 8D (Hi, my name is shameless... X3 )

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cherie_morte April 24 2010, 20:12:38 UTC
Hello, shameless! It's lovely to meet you!

I'll be right with you on May 12. And then I will be writing anything and everything like a giant writing monster and you will be sorry you encouraged me ;)

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non_timebo_mala April 24 2010, 16:08:11 UTC
The Elysian Fields--I C WUT U DID THAR, SHOW.
My dad had to look up what it was. :p

Anyone else catch how miffed Sam's face was when Dean sat down after hitting on Kali? Coincidence? NOT.
I noticed that too and was kinda heh...heh hehehe. Yeah.

But...guys...Babar the Elephant? Married his cousin Celeste. In canon.
Wtf; seriously? SERIOUSLY? LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO

Jensen so PRETTY--GODDAMN.
Jensen was looking extra fine this episode wasn't he? Hmmm :p

Ok, so everyone who threw a shit fit about ~OMG, SO MUCH DEAN/CAS IN THIS EPISODE!11!1~ last week and especially you weirdos who started shipping it, see what Dean did there? Same thing he did to Cas last week. He made a fucking joke. If Dean and Castiel are in epic love because Dean sniped "Blow me, Cas," then Dean and Gabe are pretty engaged, too, huh? Your subtext analyzing skills, FAIL.YES I HAD TO COPY THAT ENTIRE PARAGRAPH. BECAUSE THAT ENTIRE PARAGRAPH IS MADE OF WIN! WIIINNNN! But of course D/C shippers just aren't listening and have wax shoved in their ears. :| "WELL THEN OBVS ( ... )

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cherie_morte April 24 2010, 20:30:29 UTC
YES. I HAD TO READ IT THREE TIMES. INCESTUOUS ELEPHANT BOOKS. OMFG ( ... )

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non_timebo_mala April 24 2010, 20:43:08 UTC
That is true I guess, I suppose I just cant see someone killing the devil. It's a the top of my list after 'seeing an alien.' I mean sure ANYTHING can happen in this show but I'd feel kinda :| if they killed the effing devil. So I'm just gonna sit on the fence on this one.

OOOHH SO TRUE! I FORGOT ABOUT BIG BANGS! :D

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cherie_morte April 24 2010, 21:29:06 UTC
I'm gonna be D: all summer if they don't kill him.

I AM SO READY FOR THEM (and to not be writing one anymore)!

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oth_leyton_love April 24 2010, 17:38:29 UTC
Sam wanted to keep driving in the storm. Dean wanted to pull into the nice hotel and have a night off. Sam still thinks Dean wants hunting on the road forever. Dean still thinks Sam wants to settle down and be normal forever. And now that they are okay again, they are once again putting their own desires on the back burner to try to give each other what they want. Oh, the day you boys realize you can meet each other halfway because you really want the same things. I will turn into mush. ♥_♥ Season 6, for the Win(cest).

"Bite me, Gabriel."
"Maybe later."
Ok, so everyone who threw a shit fit about ~OMG, SO MUCH DEAN/CAS IN THIS EPISODE!11!1~ last week and especially you weirdos who started shipping it, see what Dean did there? Same thing he did to Cas last week. He made a fucking joke. If Dean and Castiel are in epic love because Dean sniped "Blow me, Cas," then Dean and Gabe are pretty engaged, too, huh? Your subtext analyzing skills, FAIL.I AGREE WITH ALL OF THIS. THIS IS WHY I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR REVIEW. YOU SAY STUFF BETTER THAN I ( ... )

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cherie_morte April 24 2010, 19:51:05 UTC
<3! IN CONCLUSION: DISASTIEL CAN SUCK IT.

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