So, you and me, we should get a drink some time. And married.
I'm going gift-granting crazy over at insmallpackages and someone asked for a picspam of Jared and Gen Padalecki being adorable together. Well. I was just not going to give up the opportunity to spend hours of my life staring at these two being so cute it's physically disgusting.
SORRY there are so many pictures. I had 120 pictures originally that HAD TO BE HERE, so if you take that into account, I actually did a pretty impressive job cutting them down? :D?
NOTE: I did not take a single one of these pictures and claim absolutely no ownership. In regards to the pictures I used--it's hard to decide what pictures count as public/private. I have included pictures of the Padalecki's son, Thomas Colton, and of their wedding. I did not include anything that I was not able to find through a simple google search; that is how I chose to draw the line. Once the google machine has them, I don't see what harm I'm doing by reposting them to squee over both of the actors in this relationship. However, I understand that I am treading murky water here and only ask that if you think you will be offended by inclusion of photographs you consider private, do not look at this picspam. I mean no disrespect to Jared or his beautiful wife and child.
So one time this hot chick was on this TV show with these two hot dudes. (Note: You should ship this threesome.)
NOTE: Apparently this is a manip. Funny story, I put this picture in after realizing the picture I originally had here was a manip. Apparently they took like 0 publicity photos together and Danneel is standing in the middle of all the legit pictures I could find of the three of them, so I'm just going to keep this manip here because, real or not, it illustrates my three main points: 1. She was on this show (fact), 2. They are all really, really attractive (fact), 3. You should ship this threesome (super fact).
Then they started dating and cuddling and stuff. PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE FACT THAT SHE IS SOOOO MUCH TINIER AND HE IS A GIANT AND HE IS ALL TENDER SHIELD OF PROTECTIVENESS.
Which immediately led to being adorable and looking at each other all, "You poop rainbows! :D"
She rides horses a lot, so they were all, "LOL! Horse dates! :D" Because that's totally fucking normal or something and not at all just a ploy to cute me to death, the bastards.
She's from Idaho, so sometimes they like to be cute in cold weather. I don't get it personally, but I like to look at it anyway. *____*
THEY ARE SUCH FUCKING DORKS I CAN'T. @______@
I like how she's looking up at him like, "Hello, my little dove." Shut up. That's what she's saying in my head.
And then he makes it colder, which I would punch his pretty face for, but Genevieve is cool with it. <3___<3
SO MUCH PRETTY. *eye twitching*
I like this one cause he's all, "Oh, you're pretty! I pet the pretty!" and she's just like, "I put up with this all. the. time."
She was so pretty he was like, "Eee! I'm going to carry this around forever!" and she was all, "YAY THIS IS FUN."
So then there was the time he proposed to her in front of their favorite painting and SHE SAID YES and this is that moment. (Ugly painting, pretty humans.)
So then that led to this beautiful motherfucker of a wedding right here.
They exchanged some rings.
AND HE LOOKED AT HER LIKE THAT.
WITH HIS EARNEST LITTLE FACE.
Please feel free to take a moment to die.
Done? Okay! Back to business:
She wore that dress because SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS IN THE GALAXY.
LOOK AT THEM. LOOOOOK. (Also worth noting: SIZE KINK AHOY.)
Then they danced (he badly, judging by the other pictures, but I spare him that humiliation and did not include them).
They cut some cake. (A word to the wise: when so smitten with your new husband/wife that you cannot stop looking at each other for 5 seconds, giant knives are not usually recommended.)
They kissed some kisses. (LEG POP X___X)
They cried some cries. (SOOOO MAAANNNY FEEEEELLLIINNGGGSSS)
they drank some dranks.
Soooo many dranks. (It's okay, drunk bbs. I still accept you.)
THEY ARE ON A MOUNTAIN AND IT IS FUCKING COLD BUT SHE IS JUST THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT HER IT'S LIKE THE GODDAMN SUN. *____________________*
Just a quick reminder that you should still be shipping this threesome.
I just like this picture because I spend most of my time browsing through these mountain photoshoots where she's wearing a dress with one hand over my eye like "BUT SHE MUST BE SO COLD!!" so this makes me feel a little better. HE GAVE HER HIS JACKET HE MUST BE SO COLD.
It's okay. They got rehearsal married, too. This marriage is, like, SUPER LEGIT.
They had a lot of fun getting rehearsal married, which is a true testament to how adorable they are if the rehearsals I've gone to are anything to judge by.
Jared cleverly hid his lovely bride from the boring parts behind this impermeable barrier. #bestmate
This. This is the picture that slays me. I was like, the most casual of Jared/Gen shippers until I saw this picture and then EXPLOSION. GOD, THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIS WIFE. I CANNOT MY EYEBALLS.
"SHE'S MINE! I NO SHARE! DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER!"
"I'm just gonna kiss your nose now. That cool with you?" "^____^"
Thumb all tender on her face. WHAT UP?
Padapuppy is all, "Hey! What's that over there?" "SHUT UP AND KISS ME, YOU DOOFUS."
I call this piece: Mmm, Lookit Dat Ass.
Sometimes he takes her places to be his super classy date and instead this happens:
And he's just like, "Totally casual. My wife is ridiculous. RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME."
Endless pretty. And also endless size kink. And also endless they look like dirty hippies.
UNF. THAT TOUCH. CASUAL INTIMACY. RIGHT TO MY LOINS. (Also: HER ASS. WHAT EVEN? Ask me where my hand would be if I were married to that ass.)
Did I mention they're ridiculous? JARED, SHE WEIGHS LIKE ONE-THIRD WHAT YOU DO. CEASE THIS.
"I like a woman who can hold the entire table's liquor."
In my head, he'd just watched Aladdin and he was all, "Do you trust me?" and she never answered yes again, but it made for a hell of a photo op.
THERE IS NOBODY ELSE IN THEIR UNIVERSE, THO.
Alll the kisssssiinnggg. LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SMILE AS HE GOES IN FOR IT. LOOOOK.
LOL DRUNK.
Even when not paying attention, they're still all, "Personal space? What are these words?"
The family that nibbles together stays together. I really believe this thing.
JUST SO GOOFY AND PRECIOUS.
Unfortunately he has to be all far away all the time because of that whole job thing. BUT IT'S OKAY. Because they go to the airport together and she looks at him like so:
And then this happens:
So it's totally okay that they have to be apart. LOL I'M NOT CRYING WHO'S CRYING?
MORE FORTUNATE STILL: One day a new picture of Genevieve surfaced in this boobalicious dress, so like any good scientist, I immediately set to work on investigating it. And I reported my findings: "Hmm. Judging by her boobs, I'd say she's a couple months pregnant." But everyone I said this to (I won't point fingers but IT WAS YOU, THE INTERNET) was like, "LOL, if her boobs are bigger she probs just got implants or you're imagining it, they haven't even been married that long." So I was all, "Well, okay. I'm pretty sure I know my Genevieve boobs, but whatever you guys say." And then maybe a month and a half later WHAT DO YOU KNOW, JARED ANNOUNCES SHE'S PREGGERS. I therefore am the world's leading expert on Genevieve Padalecki's boobs (maybe after her and Jared BUT ONLY MAYBE). I expect my Boobology PhD in the mail any time now.
IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE SOME BABY BUMP SPAM.
Her and her baby bump and her silly hat are all, "COME HERE, BITCH."
They are so haaaaapppyyy and her tummy is so roooouunnddd.
LOL, best couple's costume for baby bump hiding.
SPOILER ALERT: Then they had BABY. I don't even like babies. BUT THEM HAVING A BABY MAKES ME A VERY HAPPY PANDA.
They are like little Russian dolls. BIGGEST TO SMALLEST IN A LINE NOW.
LOOK AT HER BODY, THO. WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT RIGHT AFTER GIVING BIRTH. HER HOTNESS CANNOT BE ACCOUNTED FOR.
"I'll take the baby and the doggeh, you can have the stroller." Gen's life, ladies and gentlemen.
So now in my head she's like, "GIVE ME THE DOG OR THE BABY, YOU FUCK HEAD."
She won the baby. And then they played dress up. #bestsolution
I don't even honestly know what's going on here, but, like, it's cute as all fuck, so who cares? I decided it should be included. #higheststandards
This has been my computer desktop for like a month now and STILL CAN'T DECIDE IF HEART WARM OR TURNED ON.
Their dogs hang out in literal puppy piles, your argument is invalid.
Too precious for this world. ♥___________♥
SORRY there are so many pictures. I had 120 pictures originally that HAD TO BE HERE, so if you take that into account, I actually did a pretty impressive job cutting them down? :D?
NOTE: I did not take a single one of these pictures and claim absolutely no ownership. In regards to the pictures I used--it's hard to decide what pictures count as public/private. I have included pictures of the Padalecki's son, Thomas Colton, and of their wedding. I did not include anything that I was not able to find through a simple google search; that is how I chose to draw the line. Once the google machine has them, I don't see what harm I'm doing by reposting them to squee over both of the actors in this relationship. However, I understand that I am treading murky water here and only ask that if you think you will be offended by inclusion of photographs you consider private, do not look at this picspam. I mean no disrespect to Jared or his beautiful wife and child.
So one time this hot chick was on this TV show with these two hot dudes. (Note: You should ship this threesome.)
NOTE: Apparently this is a manip. Funny story, I put this picture in after realizing the picture I originally had here was a manip. Apparently they took like 0 publicity photos together and Danneel is standing in the middle of all the legit pictures I could find of the three of them, so I'm just going to keep this manip here because, real or not, it illustrates my three main points: 1. She was on this show (fact), 2. They are all really, really attractive (fact), 3. You should ship this threesome (super fact).
Then they started dating and cuddling and stuff. PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE FACT THAT SHE IS SOOOO MUCH TINIER AND HE IS A GIANT AND HE IS ALL TENDER SHIELD OF PROTECTIVENESS.
Which immediately led to being adorable and looking at each other all, "You poop rainbows! :D"
She rides horses a lot, so they were all, "LOL! Horse dates! :D" Because that's totally fucking normal or something and not at all just a ploy to cute me to death, the bastards.
She's from Idaho, so sometimes they like to be cute in cold weather. I don't get it personally, but I like to look at it anyway. *____*
THEY ARE SUCH FUCKING DORKS I CAN'T. @______@
I like how she's looking up at him like, "Hello, my little dove." Shut up. That's what she's saying in my head.
And then he makes it colder, which I would punch his pretty face for, but Genevieve is cool with it. <3___<3
SO MUCH PRETTY. *eye twitching*
I like this one cause he's all, "Oh, you're pretty! I pet the pretty!" and she's just like, "I put up with this all. the. time."
She was so pretty he was like, "Eee! I'm going to carry this around forever!" and she was all, "YAY THIS IS FUN."
So then there was the time he proposed to her in front of their favorite painting and SHE SAID YES and this is that moment. (Ugly painting, pretty humans.)
So then that led to this beautiful motherfucker of a wedding right here.
They exchanged some rings.
AND HE LOOKED AT HER LIKE THAT.
WITH HIS EARNEST LITTLE FACE.
Please feel free to take a moment to die.
Done? Okay! Back to business:
She wore that dress because SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS IN THE GALAXY.
LOOK AT THEM. LOOOOOK. (Also worth noting: SIZE KINK AHOY.)
Then they danced (he badly, judging by the other pictures, but I spare him that humiliation and did not include them).
They cut some cake. (A word to the wise: when so smitten with your new husband/wife that you cannot stop looking at each other for 5 seconds, giant knives are not usually recommended.)
They kissed some kisses. (LEG POP X___X)
They cried some cries. (SOOOO MAAANNNY FEEEEELLLIINNGGGSSS)
they drank some dranks.
Soooo many dranks. (It's okay, drunk bbs. I still accept you.)
THEY ARE ON A MOUNTAIN AND IT IS FUCKING COLD BUT SHE IS JUST THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT HER IT'S LIKE THE GODDAMN SUN. *____________________*
Just a quick reminder that you should still be shipping this threesome.
I just like this picture because I spend most of my time browsing through these mountain photoshoots where she's wearing a dress with one hand over my eye like "BUT SHE MUST BE SO COLD!!" so this makes me feel a little better. HE GAVE HER HIS JACKET HE MUST BE SO COLD.
It's okay. They got rehearsal married, too. This marriage is, like, SUPER LEGIT.
They had a lot of fun getting rehearsal married, which is a true testament to how adorable they are if the rehearsals I've gone to are anything to judge by.
Jared cleverly hid his lovely bride from the boring parts behind this impermeable barrier. #bestmate
This. This is the picture that slays me. I was like, the most casual of Jared/Gen shippers until I saw this picture and then EXPLOSION. GOD, THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIS WIFE. I CANNOT MY EYEBALLS.
"SHE'S MINE! I NO SHARE! DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER!"
"I'm just gonna kiss your nose now. That cool with you?" "^____^"
Thumb all tender on her face. WHAT UP?
Padapuppy is all, "Hey! What's that over there?" "SHUT UP AND KISS ME, YOU DOOFUS."
I call this piece: Mmm, Lookit Dat Ass.
Sometimes he takes her places to be his super classy date and instead this happens:
And he's just like, "Totally casual. My wife is ridiculous. RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME."
Endless pretty. And also endless size kink. And also endless they look like dirty hippies.
UNF. THAT TOUCH. CASUAL INTIMACY. RIGHT TO MY LOINS. (Also: HER ASS. WHAT EVEN? Ask me where my hand would be if I were married to that ass.)
Did I mention they're ridiculous? JARED, SHE WEIGHS LIKE ONE-THIRD WHAT YOU DO. CEASE THIS.
"I like a woman who can hold the entire table's liquor."
In my head, he'd just watched Aladdin and he was all, "Do you trust me?" and she never answered yes again, but it made for a hell of a photo op.
THERE IS NOBODY ELSE IN THEIR UNIVERSE, THO.
Alll the kisssssiinnggg. LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SMILE AS HE GOES IN FOR IT. LOOOOK.
LOL DRUNK.
Even when not paying attention, they're still all, "Personal space? What are these words?"
The family that nibbles together stays together. I really believe this thing.
JUST SO GOOFY AND PRECIOUS.
Unfortunately he has to be all far away all the time because of that whole job thing. BUT IT'S OKAY. Because they go to the airport together and she looks at him like so:
And then this happens:
So it's totally okay that they have to be apart. LOL I'M NOT CRYING WHO'S CRYING?
MORE FORTUNATE STILL: One day a new picture of Genevieve surfaced in this boobalicious dress, so like any good scientist, I immediately set to work on investigating it. And I reported my findings: "Hmm. Judging by her boobs, I'd say she's a couple months pregnant." But everyone I said this to (I won't point fingers but IT WAS YOU, THE INTERNET) was like, "LOL, if her boobs are bigger she probs just got implants or you're imagining it, they haven't even been married that long." So I was all, "Well, okay. I'm pretty sure I know my Genevieve boobs, but whatever you guys say." And then maybe a month and a half later WHAT DO YOU KNOW, JARED ANNOUNCES SHE'S PREGGERS. I therefore am the world's leading expert on Genevieve Padalecki's boobs (maybe after her and Jared BUT ONLY MAYBE). I expect my Boobology PhD in the mail any time now.
IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE SOME BABY BUMP SPAM.
Her and her baby bump and her silly hat are all, "COME HERE, BITCH."
They are so haaaaapppyyy and her tummy is so roooouunnddd.
LOL, best couple's costume for baby bump hiding.
SPOILER ALERT: Then they had BABY. I don't even like babies. BUT THEM HAVING A BABY MAKES ME A VERY HAPPY PANDA.
They are like little Russian dolls. BIGGEST TO SMALLEST IN A LINE NOW.
LOOK AT HER BODY, THO. WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT RIGHT AFTER GIVING BIRTH. HER HOTNESS CANNOT BE ACCOUNTED FOR.
"I'll take the baby and the doggeh, you can have the stroller." Gen's life, ladies and gentlemen.
So now in my head she's like, "GIVE ME THE DOG OR THE BABY, YOU FUCK HEAD."
She won the baby. And then they played dress up. #bestsolution
I don't even honestly know what's going on here, but, like, it's cute as all fuck, so who cares? I decided it should be included. #higheststandards
This has been my computer desktop for like a month now and STILL CAN'T DECIDE IF HEART WARM OR TURNED ON.
Their dogs hang out in literal puppy piles, your argument is invalid.
Too precious for this world. ♥___________♥