Comment Porn Part 1
My little support to Comment Porn...Part 1.
Soda: Miroslav Klose/Erik Durm
After a rollercoast of emotions related to lovemaking a young Erik woke up with some thirst and decided to get a pair of soda cans out of the frigobar.
"They're chill...want one?"
"Naja"
"Take this"
He threw the soda can to Klose.
"Don't do that, young boy..."
Erik didn't hear Miroslav's warning and he kept playing with the can once and again. Then he threw it so much that even hit the ceiling.
"Oh, yeah!!! Let's check it out"
Erik opened the can and the whole gas blew up like an explosion.
"I told you, young boy, I told you!"
Coming home: Manuel Pellegrini/Matías Fernández (featured in "La Luz de Mis Ojos 2")
Matías was sold to Manchester City. His dream at last came true. He was going to be with the love of his life for the next 2 years...
In Heathrow, Manuel Pellegrini was waiting for him like a gentleman. He made a phonecall with the opposite hand (yes, he had Galaxy Gear device around)
"Are you there?"
Suddenly, he saw Matías wearing a T Shirt and jeans. Matías left his suitcase and ran fast to jump and embrace Manuel.
A random lucky person took a picture and uploaded it to social networks. After that the headline in Mirror was:
"LOVE IS COMING HOME: AT LAST FERNÁNDEZ IN MAN CITY"
Blood loss: Per Mertesacker/Alexis Sánchez
Arsenal lost to QPR 3-nil. Per was really pissed off. He was going to wash his face for disipate any kind of anger... and because Alexis was there...
"I wish Alexis could be there, fuck off!!" Per screams while punching the mirror.
The glass sound was heard.
"Aua! Aua! Scheisse..."
The pain screaming alerted Alexis.
"Hueón, hueón...¿qué te pasó? ¡Ah, loco, no!"
(Mate, mate...what happened to you...oh no, dude, no!)
His blood loss from his hand was notorious.
Alexis was dropping out the glass pieces into a plastic bag. Washing hands. Per's blood became dye in the water.
Pain is notorious. Then Alexis took a towel and wrapped Per's hand...
Later, in the hospital, Alexis said the following:
"Per has a ugly cut on his hand. With a mirror."
After that, the blood loss was visible on the towel. After all the protocol, 12 stitches around his handpalm and his knuckles were wrapped in bondage.
"Well done, Alexis. Thank you" Mertesacker says in English.
He just embraced the German and kissed him on lips.
By the way, it was the first phrase Alexis ever pronounced in English.
Don't deny it: Gianluigi Buffon/Antonio Conte. Conte/Vidal mentioned
Antonio Conte is out of Juventus. At least he's out of those old coach responsibilities, which obligated them to
hide their relationship under a hierarchy player- trainer. They were husbands. At last.
After an epic oral sex performed by the Carraresi and some cum upon his forehead and the tip of the nose; Antonio cleans him and gives him eager kisses.
"I bet you wished Arturo to do this..." Gianluigi says.
"I feel sympathy for Arturo... you know. Like father to son"
"M'a comme, Antonio...?? Che cazzo... his father left him when he was 4, so he hasn't almost any kind of sense of having one...and also, you sometimes dive into the cold water pool in the changing room... those weird changes since Arturo arrived to Juve..."
"Yes... but it was because I was nervous because of you know, our double life before..." Conte says.
"You wanted a blowjob from him...his plump lips, that hairstyle...his tattoos..."
"Madonna mia... Stop!" Antonio says while Buffon laughs.
"You... you were having fantasies with him. Andiamo, Antonio... don't deny it, huh? Well, anyways I still love you" Gianluigi concluded.
And Antonio blushed and his laughter increased. And then Buffon pets Conte and washes his hands for cooking.
Soda: Miroslav Klose/Erik Durm
After a rollercoast of emotions related to lovemaking a young Erik woke up with some thirst and decided to get a pair of soda cans out of the frigobar.
"They're chill...want one?"
"Naja"
"Take this"
He threw the soda can to Klose.
"Don't do that, young boy..."
Erik didn't hear Miroslav's warning and he kept playing with the can once and again. Then he threw it so much that even hit the ceiling.
"Oh, yeah!!! Let's check it out"
Erik opened the can and the whole gas blew up like an explosion.
"I told you, young boy, I told you!"
Coming home: Manuel Pellegrini/Matías Fernández (featured in "La Luz de Mis Ojos 2")
Matías was sold to Manchester City. His dream at last came true. He was going to be with the love of his life for the next 2 years...
In Heathrow, Manuel Pellegrini was waiting for him like a gentleman. He made a phonecall with the opposite hand (yes, he had Galaxy Gear device around)
"Are you there?"
Suddenly, he saw Matías wearing a T Shirt and jeans. Matías left his suitcase and ran fast to jump and embrace Manuel.
A random lucky person took a picture and uploaded it to social networks. After that the headline in Mirror was:
"LOVE IS COMING HOME: AT LAST FERNÁNDEZ IN MAN CITY"
Blood loss: Per Mertesacker/Alexis Sánchez
Arsenal lost to QPR 3-nil. Per was really pissed off. He was going to wash his face for disipate any kind of anger... and because Alexis was there...
"I wish Alexis could be there, fuck off!!" Per screams while punching the mirror.
The glass sound was heard.
"Aua! Aua! Scheisse..."
The pain screaming alerted Alexis.
"Hueón, hueón...¿qué te pasó? ¡Ah, loco, no!"
(Mate, mate...what happened to you...oh no, dude, no!)
His blood loss from his hand was notorious.
Alexis was dropping out the glass pieces into a plastic bag. Washing hands. Per's blood became dye in the water.
Pain is notorious. Then Alexis took a towel and wrapped Per's hand...
Later, in the hospital, Alexis said the following:
"Per has a ugly cut on his hand. With a mirror."
After that, the blood loss was visible on the towel. After all the protocol, 12 stitches around his handpalm and his knuckles were wrapped in bondage.
"Well done, Alexis. Thank you" Mertesacker says in English.
He just embraced the German and kissed him on lips.
By the way, it was the first phrase Alexis ever pronounced in English.
Don't deny it: Gianluigi Buffon/Antonio Conte. Conte/Vidal mentioned
Antonio Conte is out of Juventus. At least he's out of those old coach responsibilities, which obligated them to
hide their relationship under a hierarchy player- trainer. They were husbands. At last.
After an epic oral sex performed by the Carraresi and some cum upon his forehead and the tip of the nose; Antonio cleans him and gives him eager kisses.
"I bet you wished Arturo to do this..." Gianluigi says.
"I feel sympathy for Arturo... you know. Like father to son"
"M'a comme, Antonio...?? Che cazzo... his father left him when he was 4, so he hasn't almost any kind of sense of having one...and also, you sometimes dive into the cold water pool in the changing room... those weird changes since Arturo arrived to Juve..."
"Yes... but it was because I was nervous because of you know, our double life before..." Conte says.
"You wanted a blowjob from him...his plump lips, that hairstyle...his tattoos..."
"Madonna mia... Stop!" Antonio says while Buffon laughs.
"You... you were having fantasies with him. Andiamo, Antonio... don't deny it, huh? Well, anyways I still love you" Gianluigi concluded.
And Antonio blushed and his laughter increased. And then Buffon pets Conte and washes his hands for cooking.