The Assistant Coach (30/?)
Title: The Assistant Coach
Rating: R
Pairing: Manuel Neuer/Holger Badstuber; Bernd Schneider/Arturo Vidal (The Schneiders); Antonio Conte/Gianluigi Buffon implied.
Character crew: Bernd Schneider, Arturo Vidal, Antonio Conte, Gianluigi Buffon and other members of Juventus FC crew and players from other leagues.
Special appeareance of Manuel Neuer and Holger Badstuber
Disclaimer: Everything displayed in this text is entire fiction and made up by Chelsea Lady
Warning: Nudity. Unbetaed.
Summary: The Italian Job is the most important job ever taken, specially when is pioneer for being the first openly homosexual assistant coach
in Italy. Prepare for the change.
In this part - Holger tells Manu how the Schneiders and Casa Conte are literally kicking asses.
Previously in "The Assistant Coach"
Holger slept naked with Manuel. Both were embraced and Manu kisses Holger's nose.
"Guten morgen..."
"Ha! Guten morgen... hm...was ist das?"
"Das ist mein Kinepatch..." Holger answers.
"Oh, now I can see it..." the young goalkeeper adds. "I traveled to Turin. I had a great trip. Mission accomplished. They loved the rings..."
"Really? Wow, that's so wonderful!" Badstuber exclaims "Also... Arturo rocks da house in the Nationalmannschaft. You see him with glow in his eyes.
The other time when he played with the armband... he was so cool... weißt du? A new era is beginning."
"Schnix already made it" Neuer answered.
"Hm yeah, don't underrate Schnix, man...remember the scar..."
"Haaaa! Holger, you have an amazing memory!"
"'This is the price I got to pay for loving Arturo Vidal...' that's the best Coming Out (sic) speech I ever heard in my whole life!"
"And now he will be Antonio Conte's assistant...does del Piero smoked enough grass to hire him???" Manuel asked.
Holger laughs really hard and even punches the pillow.
"Naja! Oh well, don't think so. He was very clear. And also, remember the day Leverkusen U17 won like... 7-nil to our U17..."
"Hahahaha, yeah. And at the following day Arturo invited me to Jena to his graduation. Believe it or not, it was in the same day of Chile earthquake"
"February 27th? Holy shit...!!! Wow... three years? Fucking three years?? Hahahaa, it took an earthquake to make a new era...but anyways, is a good
way to close a tragedy" Holger adds.
"Good point, huh?" Manu says "Wanna breakfast?"
"No, thanks, I prefer to stay with you. And another stuff... Gigi and that Mister Conte are...so freaking awesome, is like...awww man!! I translated
almost for 2 hours the speech, the famous Aprile Due speech. Tomorrow I will bring it to Herr Heynckes so he can watch that."
"Good idea, Holger! Since when you are learning Italian?"
"After EURO semifinals. I understand, but I want to speak it, write it, all stuff."
"Cool...Schnix and Celia rock my world. You know. When you see his last name on the German jersey is like he is kicking asses without noticing it.
And also Buffon, ahahaha, married to a man and playing for Squadra Azzurra...muahahaha, he will kick asses too!!"
"He's already kicking asses in his country since much before. I saw the interview they gave to the Italian TV. Their voices were dubbed" Neuer comments
"and it was like...'WHOA! 13 YEARS OLD...SAY WHAT!?'" he exclaims putting his eyes wide open of surprise. "hahaha, Antonio is not a pedophile, he let
Gigi decide... and well, seems later it happened. I saw the Eins-minute-video-fiasco" Manuel says "Is nothing more than younger Gigi and younger Antonio
touching and kissing naked. Ha! But well..."
"I saw the video and it was really a fiasco. Ha! They said Agnelli brought the video. That cunt..."
"Holy shit!" Manu exclaimed "but anyways, poor Agnelli..."
"Is not /aGneli/... it's /anieli/, by the way" Holger corrects Neuer
"Poor of him... he felt some kind... anachronic."
"Money doesn't buy mind opening."
"So true, Holger, so true. So young to have a piece of wisdom."
"Ist die Wahrheit, mann..."
"Ja. Hey du, schlaf..."
"Okay, Manu." Holger said kissing Manuel's chest and putting his head on it.
tbc. 04-08-2013