I just got this from a friend

[chelelev]

A bit of light humor while we all watch the markets tank.

Subject: Stock

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year
ago,you would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original
$1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all of the

Comments

[jakflak]

Good thinking!

[dirtywhiteboi]

I love it! I think I'll get right on that!

dirt

[ozgryph]

I know how to hunt, fish, and farm. Also...I have a tent!!!

I'll just have to teach Adam how to cook without a microwave...o shi-