passive-aggressive criticism, part 47

[chefxh]

"Are you keeping the broccoli stems, or are they compost?"
"Compost."
"Are they from the co-op, or...?"
"Safeway."
pause.
"Oh."
pause
"Well, *I* usually eat them, but well, if they're compost..."
pause
"If they were from the co-op, I'd eat them. Buuuuut..."

Comments

[sonoranbear]

I would have been so tempted to talk up their unique 'engaged hybridization' just to watch them blow a GMO gasket.