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[kitty_ryan]

Embarrasing challenge fic, because I could not resist.

As the joke goes, a soldier, a vampire and a blonde walked into a bar.
Thing is, the blonde and the soldier just happened to be the same person. And when you got down to it, the vampire, though admittedly not blonde, was both a soldier and a woman, and so all potential for bar jokes was

Comments

[ilthit]

So. Much. Love.

You write the best banter.

<3!

[kitty_ryan]

*blushes hotly* I write banter because I am so socially inept in real life that it becomes a strange sort of wish-fufillment. I'd be a terrible flirt if I lost the stutter *grin* Glad you liked it, birthday girl.

[ilthit]

Whee, thank you! *beams*

Write more banter?

[kitty_ryan]

I can't exactly not. Dialogue rules my fics.

[amazon_syren]

Aw.
That's so sweet.
Random burbles of poetry make my heart flutter. (Ocassionally -- though rarely -- I toss them at my husband). :-)

How old is she now?

[kitty_ryan]

In her late 40s-early-50s? Somewhere close to that.
Burbles of poetry amuse me greatly. I also toss them at the girl, though sometimes I have to grab them back again and appologize for their sheer dreadfulness, particularly if they happen to be en français.

[mihalis_aya]