Hey, guys. It's been a long time since my last post. Things have been slow around here. I got a new job as a portrait artist at the one remaining stained glass company in town. So, I am excited about that ( Read more... )

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I will be appearing on ARSONISTRADIO TONIGHT FROM 8-11PM (CT)

Go to www.arsonistradio.com, click the "LISTEN" button on the upper right hand side of the screen!
There will be a live chat and lots of ball-dropping music.

Glory Dayz just said this over the phone:
"You know that I is a pro-fessional massager."

"Civil War" by Guns N' Roses IS a rockin' song. Shut up. It is.

Happy New Year, everyone!

I turned 30 years old one hour and thirty one minutes ago.
I hope you all do well in the coming year.

Buenos noches!

Hello 'erbody. It's been awhile. So I am back to sleeping about 3 hours ( Read more... )

Fucking nightmares. Nightmares every night this week. Four or five a night. No one is dead. My face has not been burnt off.

Dear Libertyland ( Read more... )

Thanks to the ASS economy, I can bring you this:

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