"Although Google executives are keeping many details about Google Purge under wraps, some analysts speculate that the categories of information Google will eventually index or destroy include handwritten correspondence, buried fossils, and private thoughts and feelings ( Read more... )

When They Use Matzoh Instead of Graham

Pre-JAP: Oh, and? At the party, we're making schmores.
Jewish mom: S'mores.
Pre-JAP: That's what I said. Schmores.

--Loews, 42nd Street

I laughed until I coughed.

(just one of many gems from Overheard in New York)

Tomorrow I get to meet Jasper Fforde! Huzzah! And Thursday we're going to go see Hamlet! Double Huzzah!

Hamlet is at Miller, as usual, weather permitting. I'll probably get there about 7:30 if you want to meet me there. Due to unfortunate scheduling at Star I'm not catering this one, but I'll be stopping at Niko Niko's on the way up and I'll be ( Read more... )

Well, I'm out of luck.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4117&n=1

I found this in a box under my bed during the Great Cleanathon.


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Kellie and I have stuff on our door this semester. A white board, an article from the Onion I liked, and some of our favorite Fark photoshops, including the following:

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