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[cheerfulstoic]

Man dies after stabbing himself while cooking

Deputy Anderson County Coroner Charlie Boseman said Downing was using a steak knife to cut up noodles in a pan on the stove when he burned himself, jerked his hand away from the heat and plunged the knife between his ribs, piercing his heart.

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I might possibly die like that too...although it would be more amusing if you did since you are the expert chef

[andymant]

lol talent