*bounce*

May 13, 2010 16:48

I read something interesting today about watermelon. Apparently it will give a man a harder erection if eaten as it has something in it that has the same components of Viagra or something. I should have paid more attention but you get the gist right??

Plus it will also make a mans ...um...man juice taste nicer! :)

I accidentally took a double dose of Oxycontin this afternoon due to my colleague distracting me and now I'm well and truly bouncing off the walls because I had already taken a dyhydrocodine an hour earlier but that wasn't doing anything but at least the pain went.

I walked into a door, fell off my chair and spilt a cup of tea down my leg. I couldn't stop laughing.

I was sent home early from work for my own safety! They are 12 hour release tablets so I have another 9 hours of feeling totally shitfaced. Ack

Heh.

Off to buy watermelon now. :)
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