That really could be it, you know. His vocabulary consists of, like, no words.
HOLYJEEBUS. But wait, maybe... Maybe while you were drunk, you did it to your mom AND sister while you drugged them! Have you ever considered that possibility?!
What the hell is that supposed to mean. I so don't have a crush on you. No matter how much hot shit you think you are, you're still just my bud. I mean SUUURE there's that one cute thing you do when- goddamn talking too much now.
Yeah and don't forget rugged smells *wrinkles nose* Seriously. Lay off the febreeze.
Oh you know, that way how you eat your food while talking. Just so damn nasty can't help but to feel all tingly inside. Plus that way your ass jiggles a bit as you prowl around. How glazed and easily persuasive you get when your high. All that good stuff.
Comments 14
You're right, Shikamaru does think I'm 'troublesome' or 'bothersome.' Then again, he describes EVERYONE with those words. Lame.
Maybe... You were smashed when you got the tattoos? D:
Reply
But... how does that explain why my mom and sis have 'em too? Maybe I'm in a gang family and I never realized it! Holysnap! o_O
Reply
HOLYJEEBUS. But wait, maybe... Maybe while you were drunk, you did it to your mom AND sister while you drugged them! Have you ever considered that possibility?!
Reply
What does my mom do when she goes out on her business trips..? *shifty eyes*
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Hmmmm? What was that? *smirk*
Reply
Oh you know, that way how you eat your food while talking. Just so damn nasty can't help but to feel all tingly inside. Plus that way your ass jiggles a bit as you prowl around. How glazed and easily persuasive you get when your high. All that good stuff.
Reply
Such a fuckin' charmer.
I say we grab some hamburgers.
Reply
Leave a comment