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[checkoutpandora]

[As the PCD comes on, Gabriel massages his forehead with the exasperation of someone whose limitless patience got used up ages ago. He has a whiskey decantur in front of him. He also has the remains of at least ten dead soldier Sweet 'n' Low packets.

....It's best not to imagine where said sweetener met its end. Suffice to say, no one besides

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[mister_hatter]

I've been out of touch this time around. Abductions, apparently?

[mister_hatter]

That's funny, you don't strike me as the sensible sort.

[painhumbles]

Excuse you. I'm one of the most sensible members of my family, bucko.

[mister_hatter]

Now that, I do believe.

All right: so you have Lucifer, the rebellious son. Raphael, the serious, dutiful, slightly terrifying- younger or older? Never mind. Michael, the oldest, more level than Raphael but very damaged, and Lucifer dotes on him madly. Then you, the beloved brat of the family. And then Castiel, child of the proverbial second wife?

[painhumbles]

Older. And while actually the most accurate description of my family I've heard, how the hell does that make me less sensible? I'm the guy not playing global thermonuclear war with Daddy's redheaded stepchildren.

[mister_hatter]

I think you made the right decision, getting away from them.

[painhumbles]

And I'm an idiot for wanting them back, right?

[mister_hatter]

You love them. Love makes everyone an idiot.

[painhumbles]

[DRY] You're just so wise, Mr. Break.

[mister_hatter]

Well, I'm not an in love. And my family is dead. That helps.

[painhumbles]

I'll be sure to remember this conversation when you start dating.

[mister_hatter]

[Break snorts.]

Unlikely.

[painhumbles]

Lemme guess. You're focusing on your baking?

[mister_hatter]

Oh no, focusing on work.

[painhumbles]

You have a job besides baking and being a social worker for wayward angels?

[mister_hatter]

I was a nanny.