I should not be online today. I HATE April Fools with a fiery passion, and the only redeeming quality is that it's my Dad's birthday. But, I need to tell you all this:
MY BROTHER HAD A BABY. FINALLY. I'M AN AUNT AGAIN. *\o/*I didn't find out until two hours ago, but apparently my brother's little girl was born at 5 A.M. yesterday. Name is as of
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And hah! My mother has now four grandchildren. How did that happen?
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Hee! Does she ask that question herself a lot? Often looking confused and mildly alarmed?
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Not so much when my sister got kids, but my brother getting them definitely made her a little wild-eyed, since he was a confirmed bachelor less than a year ago. She's out shopping for toys and shit for the girls though, so I suspect she's taking it just fine now.
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He's fourteen years older, but to be honest, I NEVER thought he'd have kids before me.
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Although, for a minute, when I saw MY BROTHER HAD A BABY. I thought that I had stumbled upon your hidden stash of mpreg.
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Oh, yeah, my hidden stash of alien tentacle slug buttbabies. *shudders* Oh, the humanity.
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Oh, ew. The word 'buttbabies' will never cease to freak me out. Although, do you know what I found the other day? Fpreg. As in magic lesbian impregnation. It was awesome.
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Bones. I just heard about a fic. About Frank Iero (guitarist of MCR, but that's inconsequential) having alien slugbabies. Who then proceeded to GET HIM OFF AND FEED ON HIS JIZZ. MY BRAIN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
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The bro hasn't downloaded any of the pics on his camera to his computer yet (and he probably won't for a while), but I'll send pics of the baby as soon as he gets his ass in gear. And of Joel, of course.
And I miss youuuuuu! *clings*
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