I heard he may have put on some of that black face paint, but that was about as far as he went. Oh, Mikey. Him and Gerard are both like THERE SHALL BE NO MORE OF THESE SHORTS SHENANIGANS. Which is sad, but I guess Frank is hilarious enough for both of them.
And the thing is, he's not even thirty. It's like he decided that being almost-thirty was no fun, so he decided to skip straight ahead to sixty-five. Oh, FRANK. How so ridiculous?
Mikey needs a haircut, is what I think. But the t-shirt is LOVELY.
Oh, man. Now I want high school reunion fic even more. Why doesn't people write this? Frank's high school reunion is next year, I'm pretty sure, we can write about that!
But who will be Frank's date? Jamia? Gerard? Jamia + the whole band?
Frank would walk into the reunion wearing a bad suit and everyone would laugh, and then Jamia and the others come in being all hot and everyone just stares. (The whole night they can hear the people who were mean to Frank in high school bickering about "Why don't you look like him?" and "Look what I could have married!" and "I wonder how he landed her?", except they're looking at Gerard. I mean. Ahaha.)
His bad suit and weird hair and little stache and everybody would be like "well *smirk* so the rockstar life isn't agreeing with him" or if they don't know about Frank (like if they've been living under a rock for the past five years, it's JERSEY) "what does he work as? A car salesman?"
And then in walzes Gerard and is all pretty in a suit or a leather jacket and he has actually showered and people are getting jealous, because they so could have tapped that!
Or alternately, it could be Gerard's reunion. That would be awesome too.
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I love how Mikey's like "Theme? What theme? I'm Mikey Fuckin Way!"
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I heard he may have put on some of that black face paint, but that was about as far as he went. Oh, Mikey. Him and Gerard are both like THERE SHALL BE NO MORE OF THESE SHORTS SHENANIGANS. Which is sad, but I guess Frank is hilarious enough for both of them.
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Mikey needs a haircut, is what I think. But the t-shirt is LOVELY.
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Oh, man. Now I want high school reunion fic even more. Why doesn't people write this? Frank's high school reunion is next year, I'm pretty sure, we can write about that!
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Frank would walk into the reunion wearing a bad suit and everyone would laugh, and then Jamia and the others come in being all hot and everyone just stares. (The whole night they can hear the people who were mean to Frank in high school bickering about "Why don't you look like him?" and "Look what I could have married!" and "I wonder how he landed her?", except they're looking at Gerard. I mean. Ahaha.)
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His bad suit and weird hair and little stache and everybody would be like "well *smirk* so the rockstar life isn't agreeing with him" or if they don't know about Frank (like if they've been living under a rock for the past five years, it's JERSEY) "what does he work as? A car salesman?"
And then in walzes Gerard and is all pretty in a suit or a leather jacket and he has actually showered and people are getting jealous, because they so could have tapped that!
Or alternately, it could be Gerard's reunion. That would be awesome too.
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Also, I totally adore how he's divaing it up for shot twooo.
ALSO, Ray, nnnnngh. No words. Just nnnnngh.
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RAY TORO HOLY FUCK. I give up, I give in. Here, have my ovaries.
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