Do I really need a subject??

[cheaplovemonkey]

Ok so it's Friday night, tomorrow is the Christmas party for work and I discover I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!! I mean really all my clothes look like shit..well I have one nice shirt but no good pants or anything. I even dug out a pair of 5 year old snake skin pants...WHAT WAS I THINKING?? Did I really think those pants would stay in style?? So now I am

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[outbacklou]

*SHOCKED* You say mean things to me about a tartan skirt and you have snakeskin pants!!! Who do you think you are? Britney Spears?? LOL

Poor Monkey. Hope you find something to wear. Maybe you could get a few more cans of whipped cream and spray them over your legs as pants.

[cheaplovemonkey]

The whipped cream pants were a hit...until I started dancing and the whi[pped cream flew off of my legs and landed on the floor. Then people started to slip on the floor....some old people broke their hips.

And why do men that dance flail their arms around like they are on fire?

[outbacklou]

Hope they arent sueing.
LOL not sure about the 'men on fire' dancing, but it seems to be an international phenomena