FEAR. AND JOKING.

Mar 18, 2009 22:46

Dude I was having the worst HTML fuck-ups when I tried to post this the first time, haha. PLZ IGNORE if you saw.

Title: Bat Country
Word Count: 1,504
Rating: General
Canon: Batman
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone, I don't profit from this, blah blah blah.
Characters: Jonathan Crane, The Joker, A Hitchhiker
Summary: Scarecrow has suddenly found ( Read more... )

crack, joker, batman, jonathan crane, fic

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ravens_canticle March 19 2009, 05:07:13 UTC
Oh shush I love your spammage<3

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chaumiamor March 19 2009, 07:18:52 UTC
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.

I love that you love my spammage.

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collectively March 19 2009, 13:00:04 UTC
:D BWHAHAHA! Oh man *love.* So much love. Bat Country, this was absolutely brilliant. Fantastic imitation of Thompson's style.

I loved the whole thing, but these were my favorite bits:

Was I the replacement? I wouldn’t do it. I wasn’t going to do it. I would throw myself from the car if he tried. Maybe.
HA! So perfect. As a huge Joker/Scarecrow shipper I just loved that.

Good God, I was beautiful! Why hadn’t I noticed that before?
BWAHAHA! Hilarious. And of course I loved the followup, "But at least I'll die beautiful." And all the bits about meeting Dali, and...well, just all of it. Bravo, this was AWESOMESAUCE.

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chaumiamor March 19 2009, 18:51:50 UTC
Yeeeah I thought I'd give a bit of a nod to the Joker/Scarecrow shippers. Hell, if I write more it'll probably show up, Jonathan is just so freaking drugged up right now. And the Joker doesn't care if you're unconscious, does he?

:D <3

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collectively March 19 2009, 19:16:55 UTC
Of course not! Unconscious people put up less of a fight. *smirk*

On behalf of the J/S shippers, thanks for the reference. XD And more would be SO cool. I can just see Jonathan packing up his drug kit. And Joker is SO in character with the giant scary knife.

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chaumiamor March 19 2009, 19:28:32 UTC
And if Jonathan woke up halfway I'm sure he wouldn't, like, actually care. ;D

And obviously there is more in that trunk than just the previous owner of the car. :3

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subcutis March 19 2009, 17:30:39 UTC
FFFFFFFFFFFF XD

"the entirety!"

AWESOOOMMMME. plz to has moar.

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chaumiamor March 19 2009, 18:52:14 UTC
THE ENTIRETY, MAN.

<3

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selenameeka March 21 2009, 04:31:41 UTC
"The entirety!"

My fav. line fo'eva. I'll be saying that for days. People at work will look at me funny. The entirety.

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chaumiamor March 26 2009, 06:35:39 UTC
:3!

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gemfyre March 20 2009, 14:37:53 UTC
*roffles* That was brilliant.

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chaumiamor March 20 2009, 23:57:05 UTC
Glad you liked it! :)

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chaumiamor March 31 2009, 18:35:07 UTC
Oh, thank you! :) I really admire his style and wanted to give it a proper salute.

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