Everyone got in on Decorating the Christmas Tree with Ornaments that meant intimate things to the Inmates: Dentures Locks of Every Inmates' hair IV Bottles, Full and Drained Lights that used to adorn the unlit and dark shadowed hallways of the dungeons of Briarcliffe.
I dare Martha Stewart to top that.
Sister Mary Eunice had Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer music and everyone played Reindeer Games. Sister Mary Eunice played Hide and Seek with Frank the Good Guard and Frank the Good Guard had an accident outside of Santa's Cell. Did Frank get Elf Worker Compensation for that?
Poor Frank! He was such a stock character that I half expected someone to say, "Damn shame. He was going to retire on Monday."
I didn't see any Butch Noel Log, so Sister Mary Eunice will get points off my evaluation of Christmas Party for that.
I think one of the wood mutants mistook it for an arm and dragged it away.
I blame Santa's traumas on the Wassail not the Carolers. As the REal Christians were saying during the late election: "Penises don't rape
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Frank's Gold Watch...chatchienDecember 7 2012, 17:43:25 UTC
I dare Martha Stewart to top that.
Martha is into Nature and Crafts. Sister Mary Eunice is into the UNNatural and Being Crafty. The Difference does show.
Poor Frank! He was such a stock character that I half expected someone to say, "Damn shame. He was going to retire on Monday."
Snicker.
Well, In a way, he did retire sooner than Monday. I wonder, did Frank get a Retirement Watch from Poop and Vomit found by Dr. Arden?
And what is with Lana and her spew in the Secret Ward of Briarcliffe? Has Aversion Therapy really worked for her? She was alone with Sister JailBait (and probably having a few Claudette Colbert lascivious thoughts toward the Sister) and vomiting up a Storm.
Is he sure he didn't ask Santa to bring him rape from Christmas? As the GOP tells us it's a gift. And Our Briarcliffe Santa was Keen on Stuffing that down a Chimney or two
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Dentures
Locks of Every Inmates' hair
IV Bottles, Full and Drained
Lights that used to adorn the unlit and dark shadowed hallways of the dungeons of Briarcliffe.
I dare Martha Stewart to top that.
Sister Mary Eunice had Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer music and everyone played Reindeer Games. Sister Mary Eunice played Hide and Seek with Frank the Good Guard and Frank the Good Guard had an accident outside of Santa's Cell. Did Frank get Elf Worker Compensation for that?
Poor Frank! He was such a stock character that I half expected someone to say, "Damn shame. He was going to retire on Monday."
I didn't see any Butch Noel Log, so Sister Mary Eunice will get points off my evaluation of Christmas Party for that.
I think one of the wood mutants mistook it for an arm and dragged it away.
I blame Santa's traumas on the Wassail not the Carolers. As the REal Christians were saying during the late election: "Penises don't rape ( ... )
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Martha is into Nature and Crafts. Sister Mary Eunice is into the UNNatural and Being Crafty. The Difference does show.
Poor Frank! He was such a stock character that I half expected someone to say, "Damn shame. He was going to retire on Monday."
Snicker.
Well, In a way, he did retire sooner than Monday. I wonder, did Frank get a Retirement Watch from Poop and Vomit found by Dr. Arden?
And what is with Lana and her spew in the Secret Ward of Briarcliffe? Has Aversion Therapy really worked for her? She was alone with Sister JailBait (and probably having a few Claudette Colbert lascivious thoughts toward the Sister) and vomiting up a Storm.
Is he sure he didn't ask Santa to bring him rape from Christmas? As the GOP tells us it's a gift.
And Our Briarcliffe Santa was Keen on Stuffing that down a Chimney or two ( ... )
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