When I was a freshman in high school, I had a huge crush on a senior named Charlie. After he graduated, my friends thought it was funny to call to me, "Chaaarlieee you can never come back.... you can never come back!!" (Which, of course, is from All Dogs Go to Heaven, when the one dog, Charlie, leaves heaven ( Read more... )

the Wit

(52% dark, 39% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, ' ( Read more... )

I have decided to be happy if it kills me, and it is almost killing me.

My job is sucking, but I am trying to tough it out. It's part of my personality... I am a "trooper", a "survivor". I don't quit. People keep telling me things will get better, and I try to listen to them. I'm drawn back to Thoreau's (paraphrased) words:

the true cost of ( Read more... )

The Fall of a Sparrow, by Robert Hellenga, is absofuckinglutely amazing. I've been totally engrossed in it since I started reading it on my flight home, but I keep getting pulled away from it: work, school, friends, and my little sis is visiting me, and constantly wants to go get ice cream. (I think the 90* weather is a wee bit much for her, but ( Read more... )

so i am getting on a plane in less than two hours to go back to the C.T., and even though i didn't want to leave and come here, now i am loathe to go back. there are things i am looking forward to, and people whom i'd like to see, but for the most part, i feel real blah about going back... maybe i just wasn't back long enough, but i wasn't happy ( Read more... )

like every decent guy in my life, he has a girlfriend.

So it's totally ricockulous, but I am so happy right now... and have been for the last seventeen hours or so ( Read more... )

Weeeeeeeell, I am in Petersburg ( Read more... )

01. Leave a comment with your name and I will write something about you ( Read more... )

(1) My knees are dry and need lotion.
(2) I can't taste Diet Coke anymore without tasting ♥Bacardi♥, thanks to the Unfortunate Christmas Incident(3) I can't stand it when it's too hot. I get irritable, hide in my room and drink Diet Coke with ice and screw around on the computer ( Read more... )