Merry Xmas

[chasinggypsies]

First Xmas card of the season is from:

My x-wifes aunt. The card reads Mr and Mrs. Guess someone failed to inform her. Hasn't it been close to a year now? Maybe I should send it back with a note attached. "If you and your family weren't full of irresponsible lying cheating bitches you might know that your niece is no longer married"

Comments

[skeptictank]

I'd put "return to sender" on the front & ship it back

[chasinggypsies]

Already opened it. I had no clue as to who this lady even was until I saw the title above her name. I kept thinking to myself "Who on earth even thinks I'm still married?!?!?!" Now the card is sitting on my mantel as I giggle to myself about how sometimes family is just a title. I mean come on you send a xmas card to a couple whose been divorced for a year? Kinda feels like someone was just going through the motions.

[skeptictank]

Yeah you were probably on their list from the month before.

[chasinggypsies]

I guess I just don't get xmas cards at all. The note merely says HI!. I suppose if your going to feel coerced into sending a seasons greeting by some cultural conscience at least put some heart into it. Give us a lil catch up shindig in there. "The kid graduated and moved out thank god. The dog died how sad."

[topfuelbinky]

ohh man eric that is simply fantastic