Seeing the Doc

[chasinggypsies]

I'm scheduling an appointment for a full physical today. A good friend of mine's brother just had 3 heart attacks this weekend. He is 30 years old. Damn you cheeseburger; damn you.

Comments

[skeptictank]

I think the rule is that if you eat a cheeseburger, you have to follow it with 40 minutes of vigorous sexual activity. 75 minutes if you Biggie Sized it.

[chasinggypsies]

how many women can really handle 75 minutes of striaght pumping. I'm going with not many.

[skeptictank]

Sexual activity = not straight up screwin!

[sit_in_silence]

What did I tell you about that shit?

I'm always right.

[chasinggypsies]

Hey everything in moderation. I'm not saying don't eat the cheeseburger I'm just saying that don't have them for every meal.

[eatsomecakeyay]

yeah, i wouldn't be suprised if you had AIDS

[chasinggypsies]

Yes because we all know that cheeseburgers rarely use condoms.

[pahlekwow]

i think he was refering to your rampant gay'sex'capades