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chasewaterhouse

me and tom...

Oct 25, 2004 15:22

Haha. I win. In life and contests.

But seriously. I just received word that I am going to be 1 of 25 spending this evening having "A Conversation With Tom Cruise."

This is from the guy who quotes quite often from "Top Gun," "Risky Business," "Days of Thunder" and "Cocktail." But, on the other hand, a part of my soul died when I witnessed "The Last ( Read more... )

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michaelpop October 25 2004, 22:59:07 UTC

Ask Tom for the two hours of my life that I spent watching Eyes Wide Shut back.

chasewaterhouse October 25 2004, 23:03:23 UTC

Wha?? EWS was a masterpiece compared to craptacular "The Last Samurai."

And it had nudie girls too.

5500 October 25 2004, 23:04:40 UTC

and by golly those nudie girls were definitely there for tom's vieweing pleasure.

chasewaterhouse October 25 2004, 23:12:19 UTC

That's question number two.

subpolka October 25 2004, 23:23:19 UTC

I say go the irrelevant route. Inquire about state capitals and the existence of God, or command him to hop around the stage like a happy bunny and truly test the boundaries of his acting abilities. (Are commands permitted? Man, I hope so.)

Can we read your winning entry?

chasewaterhouse October 25 2004, 23:29:38 UTC

Tom Cruise has no time for your irrelevancy. He barely has time to check his watch without his bicep hitting him in the face (Top Gun is so good).

rockintheoc October 25 2004, 23:35:17 UTC

Ask him a question that will make him laugh (I don't have any ideas on said question). He has a very winning laugh.

Tom Cruise is the man. You could always ask about War of the Worlds or something upcoming.

chasewaterhouse October 25 2004, 23:46:47 UTC

I think I might ask him if he likes Gummi Bears. Because I bet he does.

rockintheoc October 26 2004, 03:00:39 UTC

Well everyone likes Gummi Bears, except for the evil yellow ones. No one likes them.

chasewaterhouse October 26 2004, 16:45:17 UTC

I thought the green ones were evil. This changes EVERYTHING.

smoke_screen October 25 2004, 23:35:26 UTC

ask him what in the world he was thinking when he split up with aussie goddess nicole.

chasewaterhouse October 25 2004, 23:49:24 UTC

he was probably thinking, "i need a girl with some meat."

digame October 25 2004, 23:42:31 UTC

Ask his if he's willing to have sex with Amanda from Phoenix, Arizona. Or if he is still in contact with Paul Newman, because she'd do him too.

chasewaterhouse October 25 2004, 23:53:45 UTC

What if he replies, "Yes, I will have sex with every Amanda from Phoenix, Arizona. Tonight."

digame October 26 2004, 00:14:36 UTC

Then you call me immediately and I'll fly to LA and be the only Amanda in Phoenix he has sex with.

I'm very crafty.

chasewaterhouse October 26 2004, 00:21:52 UTC

OK then. Maybe you'll turn him.