The best a man can get

[chasemd]

I am far too easily amused.

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And a meme from the Evil Scotsman because it's fitting... though anything after his result will pale in comparison:

Your Penis Name Is: Bavarian Beefstick

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[justalilcontact]

I ain't callin' ya penis a Bavarian Beefstick.

You don't need to shave the bush to make the tree look taller, either.

[chasemd]

Did you see Lachlan's? Something like the Evil Emperor of the Temple of Doom or something. How was I supposed to live up to that?

Well, I don't need to shave at all right now, so it's all cool. I can't say it looks taller, just a little underdressed.

[justalilcontact]

Yeah, I did, but his penis is just another penis to me. Nothin' I'm concerned about. Yours, however, is definitely my concern. Ya don't have to live up to it, it ain't a pissin' competition. Is it?

Should we dress it up? Maybe I should put some glitter body lotion on it. I think I actually have some somewhere.

[chasemd]

I kind of want to pull the piss out of Tara a little, but she'd probably smack me for it. And yeah! It's always a pissing comp with blokes. Didn't you know that? Why do you think urinals have no doors?

Glitter on my penis? I think I'm itching already. But at least you didn't say tea cosy.