• 12:00 School district in CA bans Merriam Webster's 10th edition dictionary due to definition of oral sex: tinyurl.com/yelf8md ++good! #
• 12:03 @ scalzi As a fellow parent, I agree. Our children should not be exposed to broken cookies. Your noble effort to eat them is an inspiration! #
• 12:04 @ scalzi PS: Pass the hammer when you're done, eh? #

• 18:46 There are no words to describe this(however, note the anal beads): i.imgur.com/w5XwK.jpg #

Bin Laden claims Christmas bombing attempt

Dude.

Come on, do you really think you're going to secure your position by saying "That guy who set his junk on fire? Yeah, that was all me, baby!"

• 13:13 Sex Pistols on the radio at the coffee shop FTW! #

• 10:45 *sigh* Left headphones at home, so can't do work I need to. I need a dedicated pair for my computer bag. #
• 10:58 @ scapwell @thatpoetchick Just noticed Gmail was sucking 40%-90% of my CPU, clearly some ugly crap is up with Google today. #
• 11:39 @ scapwell Try getting rid of your google tabs - bet it will go down a lot. #

• 19:26 @ azurelunatic I don't know - given their access to kids, if I ranked liberal organizations as dangerous, CPB would be top of the list. #

• 12:26 @ azurelunatic - Florida Family Fighting to Keep Chickens as Pets - FOXNews.com - shar.es/aRIzE #
• 12:30 @ azurelunatic After watching the kids shows on PBS, I'd say that it is very liberal. #
• 13:06 There is a woman here who sounds *EXACTLY* like Clara from The Guild. #
• 15:53 "Pardon me, your boobs are keeping me from studying - I suffer from ( Read more... )

• 10:10 The Coen Brothers meet Shakespeare - Two Men Of Lebowski: tinyurl.com/y8p9sro #
• 11:11 @ webRat Mine is the same - I know if I wait for her to eventually eat something it will likely go bad. #

While I'm here and having just been reminded by hearing Dylan's Tangled Up In Blue, I have to say something ( Read more... )

• 13:16 Spelling nazism! theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling #