Gakked from michelf.. baa...baa...baa

[chartreusekitty]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,(even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up

Comments

[rsheslin]

Well, I would, but I'm pretty sure you'd rather I not tell everyone about that incident with the aardvark and the grape jelly.

[chartreusekitty]

Oh, that??? Totally harmless. Everyone knows that grape jelly ranks among the most revered foodstuffs of the aardvark. And since it didn't happen at my house, it doesn't count!

[michelf]

Hey remember when we spent that summer working on one of those huge "floating canneries" off the coast of Alaska?

It was kinda boring at first and we realized we didn't enjoy how the whole place smelled fishy but then there was that pirate attack?

And it turned out they were vegetarian pirates and thought we were harvesting algae?

They looked so sad.

[chartreusekitty]

Yeah, poor little things. Except for *that* one. Remember him????

[michelf]

Well, it's his own fault for not seeing a doctor.

I still say that wasn't supposed to be that color.

[chartreusekitty]

Too much algea. A body needs some other stuff now and again.

[chartreusekitty]

Yeah, that was something. Good thing we took those extra yaks with us, he needed some new wool.

[essentialsaltes]

I needed a ninja for a job. A quick check of the Rolodex pulled up nothing. I took a harder look and thought of you. Sure, you were eight months pregnant at the time, but this job couldn't wait.

I don't know why you said yes. I suppose it was the money. Or maybe you had some aggression to work out.

I sat back and watched the aftermath on the TV news. You were long gone, of course, but the plastic people on the news broke into their regular schedules to show everybody what had gone down.

The phone rang. I picked it up and heard your voice say, "I told you I was hardcore."

I wired the rest of the fee into your account. I may have set the land-speed record for doing so.

[chartreusekitty]

On the floor, sans ass.......awesome!

[stellrchef]

"It wasn't supposed to be like this" your hoarse whisper barely audible as you bravely fought to choke back the tears