Another Gem From Martha

[chartreusekitty]

I hoped that I wouldn't find anything this obvious in the Martha Stewart Dove Promises, but, my hopes were dashed:

"String lights between the trees in your yard" -Martha Stewart

Comments

[freudinshade]

Do you really think Martha wrote any of them? She probably just sold her name to them. If she had written them, they'd say things like "Tent stakes make a decent shiv in a pinch, and that's a good thing."

[chartreusekitty]

Of course not!! Did you see my other post about this a couple days ago? I'm just being super catty, that's all ;)

And tent stakes??? Bwa ha ha!

[starcrossedlady]

you know... I would have NEVER thought of doing something like that.

no, seriously! I mean, what in the world would I have done with all the extra strings of lights I have? DUDE!

I'll bet she'll next tell me that doilies make great stencils for the tops of cakes-- shake some powdered sugar and voila!

[chartreusekitty]

OMGosh!!! You should patent that!

[rsheslin]

I believe that's actually a partial quote from her essay on how to festively electrocute squirrels.
;)

[chartreusekitty]

That's darn funny!