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[charon_grayi]

La la la la-la la!
i'm off to work at my first job today, where there is a violent rapist attacking girls from the convoluted labyrinth behind the store.
oh. and he likes wearing a freaky halloween mike myers mask when he does it.

wheeeeeee!

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[buz]

I could change masks if you'd rather. How about my John McCain mask?

[pygmalion]

what job is this?

[charon_grayi]

the salon job at the mall. this was two days ago.
also, it appears he is a serial. he did it before at another place, and will most likely try it again sometime soon.

and today there was an actual RIOT at the mall.
something about some guy from a movie called "Twilight" doing a meet-and-greet, and hundreds of teenage lovestruck girls swarmed the entrance and broke their babybat bones all up.
the police barricaded the mall, and i had to sneak in through what i now dub "rape alley" in order to open my store. it was surreal.