*Voice Post* 002

[charmingpet]

[There's the sound of hiccuping and sniffling, as obviously the person at the other end of the Dreamberry is very distressed. The post is voice only for this reason, so no one can see what undoubtedly is a runny-nosed, sniffling Dist.]

Jade...

J-Jade is...

[Hiccups again, blubbering pathetically. It's really quite embarrassing.]

J-Jade won't

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[rappigs4prez]

...

Wh--

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[rappigs4prez]

[ attempting to stay calm but -- lolnotworking ]

What. Did you do. To Jade, Saphir?

[charmingpet]

[Dist would be angry at the implication but he's sort of panicking right now, so he doesn't notice!]

I... I came back from your party and found him asleep, so I... got angry a-and so I put his hand in warm water and he didn't react at all!

[Sniffle]

I t-thought he was just f-faking it s-so I... I drew on his face...

H-he still didn't react at all!

[Now, Dist's fidgeting and tugging on his coat frills.]

S-so I tied his hair up in p-pig tails with ribbons and... and...

NOTHING!

[Growing increasingly hysterical!]

And then... and then I... I started talking about fomicry because I know he a-always gets angry about that and would absolutely react...

[Now, here comes a grown man wailing.]

But he didn't react at all!

[rappigs4prez]

... What he hell did he get himself into now, that stupid old man...

[ O-okay, anger fading to immediate worry, because hey, this is the BFF ]

...Is he breathing all right?...

[yuliafonichymns]

[Tear's placing her hand on her forehead here. Sure she's worried but Dist is making a big deal out of it]

Most likely, the Colonel is sleeping. Shouldn't you leave him be?

[she pauses for a moment]

Is the Colonel breathing?

[charmingpet]

B-but I kept poking him obnoxiously and he didn't even move an inch! And when I pulled on his ears, he didn't do anything at all! And when I started pinching his cheeks, he just kept sleeping and sleeping!

No one can sleep through that! Not even Jade!

[Sniff]

Y-yes, he is...

[yuliafonichymns]

[At least Jade's fine, though Dist did have a point there. Jade doesn't really sleep through stuff like that. He's always aware, a lot more than anyone else in the group, anyway. She was slightly worried too, but there were possibilities.]

Perhaps, he's tired? Some things here can exhaust a person. He must be in deep sleep.

[She's relieved too. At least he's breathing still.]

That's good.

[charmingpet]

H-how tired do you have to be that you won't wake up even when I'm sitting on you and tickling your sides!?

[He pauses, then frowns.]

Y-you... you really think he's just very tired? And he'll wake up in the morning...?

[caprice_of_song]

Ah... Dist? It's alright. There's nothing wrong with Jade. Things like that happen here occassionally and he should wake up on his own after awhile.

[charmingpet]

This... has happened before? So Jade will be fine?

[Can he really trust a replica on this? But then, replicas aren't necessarily stupid, the problems are more physical than mental. And he's desperate enough to put his faith in that!]

...What sort of crazy world randomly has people fall in to comas!?

[caprice_of_song]

Yes, that's right.

I wish I could tell you. Maybe they'll explain it for us eventually.