Tuesday: My Interesting Romantic Life.

[cierratweek]

You want memorable dates? I'll tell you memorable dates. I had a very hard time choosing only two, but these two are my favorites.

Comments

[dien]

Hello,

Per the community rules regarding sexual-or-graphic content, I'd like to ask that you please put the second 'date' answer behind a cut, as kidnapping and dubiously-consensual sex are trigger issues for some people.

Thank you very much.

[cierratweek]

OH CRAP, I FORGOT. OMG IM SO SORRY.

I was gonna put both dates under a cut for that reason but I did it so fast, I forgot. I'm sorry!!!

[dien]

Mistakes happen! Thank you for fixing.

[cierratweek]

Your welcome. Oh yeah I make mistakes a lot. Sorry you keep having to remind for stupid things. I don't even know man...

[m_benitez]

Both answers are pretty....interesting. You're the only person I know who could turn a kidnapping into a date.

[cierratweek]

It was either that or risk getting killed. What else was I gonna do?

[m_benitez]

True that. At least the outcome was good.

[cierratweek]

I guess. So is life...

[band_chicka]

I'll be honest. I've never screwed a person who's kidnapped me. I've screwed some pretty evil dudes, but DAMN that takes the cake.

*applause*

[cierratweek]

*takes a bow*

Thank you, thank you!

I take it you're one of those people like me, evil dudes are in abundance. Good to meet you, I'm Kale.

[band_chicka]

Yeah, got a lot of those. Such is the life.

And I'm Mere. Pleasure to meet you.

[cierratweek]

So is life.

Nice to meet your Mere.