prompt for charloft: 93- The Truth about cats and dogsaoutlaw321August 12 2010, 03:55:16 UTC
Muse: Aidan Janson Title: 93. The Truth about Cats and Dogs Disclaimer: Daily Rant!
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I figured out the truth about cats and dogs and I’m not talking about the movie. I realized that men are like dogs and women are like cats.
Okay, well…maybe I’m not the first person that figured this out. However, I did come to this conclusion just by watching my own pets.
I also realized that it doesn’t matter if your dog is female or male because it still represents man. The same goes with a cat. It represents women no matter what. I’d tell you why I came to this conclusion, but 100 words isn’t enough space to tell.
Prompt #41 ~ Run-in with neighbors (Drabble 36)boxofcomfitsAugust 12 2010, 04:51:47 UTC
{{A/N: This is set in the nearish future.}}
Wonderland gardens tend to be difficult, especially if one must contend with disagreeable vegetation. Luckily, Alice did not find her garden overrun with sentient flowers today (she may have given a cluster quite a scolding Wednesday last).
She paused and regarded her cottage. Mother would be quite appalled, but Alice thought it rather comfortable. It had been very kind of the Queen to offer her the residence-
Alice's musings were interrupted by a flying object.
"Beggin' yer pardon, Miss Alice!"
She smiled at her neighbour. "I'm quite all right Mr Hedgehog-I wasn't hit. Are the boys playing cricket again?"
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Muse: Aidan Janson
Title: 93. The Truth about Cats and Dogs
Disclaimer: Daily Rant!
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I figured out the truth about cats and dogs and I’m not talking about the movie. I realized that men are like dogs and women are like cats.
Okay, well…maybe I’m not the first person that figured this out. However, I did come to this conclusion just by watching my own pets.
I also realized that it doesn’t matter if your dog is female or male because it still represents man. The same goes with a cat. It represents women no matter what. I’d tell you why I came to this conclusion, but 100 words isn’t enough space to tell.
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Wonderland gardens tend to be difficult, especially if one must contend with disagreeable vegetation. Luckily, Alice did not find her garden overrun with sentient flowers today (she may have given a cluster quite a scolding Wednesday last).
She paused and regarded her cottage. Mother would be quite appalled, but Alice thought it rather comfortable. It had been very kind of the Queen to offer her the residence-
Alice's musings were interrupted by a flying object.
"Beggin' yer pardon, Miss Alice!"
She smiled at her neighbour. "I'm quite all right Mr Hedgehog-I wasn't hit. Are the boys playing cricket again?"
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