Research question for Hooligans
I don't know if you guys remember, but a little while back I wrote a ficlet for Thalia in which Noel from my fic Hooligans pointed out a handwritten poster-sized piece of paper with a set of house rules on it. One rule was notifying your housemates if you dropped their toothbrush in the toilets, another was that tequila had to be used in all
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Thou shall wear at least a towel at all times.
You break it, you bought it.
If you take the last beer in the fridge always replace it!!!!
If there is no beer to replace it with, GO BUY MORE!
Unless you're Jared, in which case learn to drink something other than piss-beer, you damn Yank!
Never let Frechie make the coffee.
Always make sure Ceithin uses the "Sheep Fucker" mug.
Watch porn in your own room - with door locked.
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Am I over thinking hypothetical rules? Yes, yes I am.
Hey, "I make lists in my sleep."
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Upon deeper thought it probably should be "do not mack on any girl your roommate(s) plan on boning."
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Bro Code!!! I'm sure there is plenty to borrow from.
Something about socks....?
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Remember that even though it is clear, vodka is not a substitute for water in the fish bowl.
Thou shall not steal a flatmates underwear.
If going for drinks, always take Mamoru (he needs a life, and if you're lucky he'll bring the lady friend who will in turn bring one or more of her lady friends).
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A fine rule. Unless by 'tampering' you mean 'eat' because if somone leaves food lying around and another housemate is penalised for eating it, then this is a stupid, stupid rule:
Why the hell was I not supposed to fucking eat that sandwich? It's not my bloody fault you left it there, lying abandoned on the kitchen countertop. It would have fucking gone to waste!
*large sigh* Noel, I just turned around to wash the damn chopping board, I haven't even left the kitchen. I only finished making the sandwich thirty seconds ago.
You snooze, you lose, American.
*Another sigh* This is why no dishes get washed in this damn house. And stop using my own Americanisms against me!
Remember that even though it is clear, vodka is not a substitute for water in the fish bowl.This is not a rule because it brings up too many bad memories. However, this was so genius, it had become integral to the plot. Sort of ( ... )
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By never tamper with food (OUTTAKE IS SO CUTE) I was thinking either eat it or leave it - never pour sour milk into someones tea.. things of that nature. :P
Thou shall wear at least a towel at all times.
Noel would break this rule at least twice a day.
Zach would break this rule at least twice a day.
Jared would break this rule at least twice a day.
Ceithin would break this rule at least twice a day.
(Mamoru has difficulty coping with all this nudity).
O RLY!? Are they in need of a sixth flatmate? Um.. because I would be more than happy to offer my-erm-services.
Always make sure Ceithin uses the "Sheep Fucker" mug ( ... )
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If food is covered in something furry and green, you do not pretend you are creating a whole new species and put it in someone else's socks.
He who smells it must open the nearest window. Unless it's a competition, in which case, carry on.
I got more. XD
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If food is covered in something furry and green, you do not pretend you are creating a whole new species and put it in someone else's socks.
OH MY GOSH THAT'S GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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