Birthday drabbles part 3

[charliechaplin2]

Dear Thalia,

Awesome chat mommy that you are. I'm so sorry I missed wishing you a happy birthday. In honour of your amazing tequila-drinking skills, this is for you.

Comments

[ellorgast]

Damn son, I can't figure out if that was a highly successful or woefully disastrous attempt at courtship, but I guess it all depends on how much either of them remembers in the morning.

There was SO MUCH making me laugh forever, here. The "RULES OF THE HOUSE." The fact that Darien has actually been reduced to eating off the floor, and he is somehow okay with that. The "kissed a girl" question and how Napo runs with it. THE FACT THAT DARIEN COMES HOME TO FIND HIM SPRAWLED OUT NAKED WEARING A SOCK BESIDE A TRIUMPHANT LITA. AHAHAHA. Oh Nephrite. You never stop being adorable.

Love it. SO much love!

[charliechaplin2]

Well, thanks to V Jadeite will always play a guitar, because of Lytton Kunzite will always have cereal in the morning and MONSTERSOCKS will mean that Nephrite will always have to have a sock involved somehow. It's your legacy and as I've said before,

I LOVE MONSTERSOCKS!!!!!!!!

[jenbunny]

Oh my goodness!!!! I loved this! It was fabulous, every single part of it. I don't think I have a favorite part, except maybe the part about them getting Darien to get lazy enough to eat off the floor :P oh oh oh and of course Napo being sprawled out in all his glory when Darien got home leaving Lita the victorious one!!

[charliechaplin2]

So you enjoyed it then? I'm so glad, thanks hun! Your comments are always so sweet ^_^

[jenbunny]

I most certainly did enjoy it ^_^.

[satine86]

OMFG!!!!!!!! OMG!

WRITE MORE! WRITE A FOLLOW-UP WITH THE NEXT MORNING!!!

This was fucking hilarious and fantastic and you rule.

And this right here is beyond EPIC;

When Darien came home it was to see a sight which surprised the hell out of him. Napo was lying naked on the floor in all his natural glory with nothing but a tube sock covering his modesty. That in itself wasn’t so shocking, nor was the massively drunken smile on his face.

OOOOOOOh Nephrite, you crazy, drunken bastard. I love you.

[charliechaplin2]

Well as crazy and drunken as my Nephrite is, I'm pretty sure he doesn't hold a candle to yours ^_^

[cbrandtwright]

And see - this is why we want you to write more!!! (Er, MOAR). Thanks for making me smile this morning... Don't worry Napo, the hangover will be worth it.

[charliechaplin2]

I'm glad I made you smile, don't worry, yours is coming up soon, I've got an interview on Tuesday and after that I'm going to write write write!

Tell those guys "Kos okht ile nafadak"

Yeah, I went there.

[verisimilitude9]

This is so amazingly awesome and wonderful. Why can't I get cuddly fun drunks like Napo at my bar rather than idiots who use pick-up lines about blueberry thighs?? THANK YOU!!!

You really do need to be at fic chat more often. I insist. I will be happy to bribe with moar R/J fic.

[charliechaplin2]

Moar R/J?

Reeeaaaaalllllyyyy now...

Well, maybe I'm considering not joining fic chat more often. How would you change my opinion on that? *is cackling with glee*

[verisimilitude9]

Then the R/J fics will nevar get finished!! It would be sad!!

[charliechaplin2]

Oh my gosh! I will totally be there! Finish the R/J! You have to finish the R/J!!!!! It can't be without an end (well actually it would be cool if it didn't end be continued on FOREVER but I have a feeling that's not what you mean...)