Warne was drawn to the nursery by the sound of his husband's laughter.
"What's going on?" He asked, leaning against the door frame. Ranel was sat on the floor with Zig and Zag, although both kittens were currently obscured from view.
Ranel continued giggling as he answered. "Zig has discovered her is *fierce*!"
"Oh?" Warne responded, raising an eyebrow in question. "I didn't hear any roaring."
"Oh, no, not *that* kind of fierce. *This* kind of fierce," Ranel replied, moving aside so Warne could see his bead and feather bedecked kitten.
"Oh . . . umm . . . " Warne was momentarily dumbfounded. "I guess I should start renewing my shot gun licence then? We might need it when he's a teenager."
Warne has a special book ready for just that occasion. It's called "How To Turn Your Teenage Kitten's Boyfriend Into A Toad: Essential Spells for Magical Parents."
Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap boxcharisstomaJuly 26 2015, 17:40:28 UTC
I would call my source for 'gun rights in the world expert', re: licenses needed for guns in other countries, but he just got back to his home. The UK, if I remember correctly, you do need licenses for shot guns so NZ being the same is not such a stretch. *grins* It makes for more interesting murder mysteries since the method of killing isn't as simple as pulling out a gun and shooting the person. My apologies. After what happened recently in the U.S. that shouldn't be humorous. I won't get into the belief that if the people had been armed .. because that just brings up the carnage of 1920s gangster movies against they could have defended themselves thought. I've no idea where I stand on this, it flips back and forth
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Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap boxmeridaeJuly 27 2015, 23:51:57 UTC
In NZ the person has the licence. No licence, (theoretically) no buying a gun. That said, despite our gun laws we do ocassionally have mass shootings (as does Australia) including one about 20 minutes from where I live about 20 years ago, and then one not long after of a whole family (still unsolved that one).
I think Warne is just making jokes about the whole 'protecting underage teenage daughters with a shot gun' genre. While he will definitely protect underage teenage kittens (no matter how fierce), he's more likely to do it at the end of a fireball, plasma ball, lightening strike, obliterate your atoms until they're more dispersed than dinosaur atoms . . . well, you get the picture.
Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap boxcharisstomaJuly 28 2015, 04:01:17 UTC
Yeah, Warne knows about underage cradle robbing. He'll be letting his guilty conscience be their guide. Of course with a scamp like Ranel, Warne stood hardly any chance.
Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap boxmeridaeJuly 28 2015, 10:08:40 UTC
Both Warne and Ranel would like to point out, in a very dignified manner, that there were circumstances beyond their control that caused Ranel to be . . ahem . . robbed from the cradle. Ranel went into heat - what was Warne supposed to do, let him suffer??
Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap boxcharisstomaJuly 28 2015, 15:51:00 UTC
Ummm Okay Ranel is a familiar cat. Cats will stay in heat for a bit and then back to normal for a bit then repeat until they are either in a constant heat as in all the time or get pregnant. Sooooooo I blame Balthazaar and Co. for not foreseeing the possibility and putting Ranel on a suppressant heat pill. Then again, they got a great son-in-law out of it in Warne so.......
Yup, you have to have a gun licence in New Zealand and I understand they're moderately hard to get. No licence, no allowed to buy gun (doesn't stop gangs and stuff but it helps).
And if you commit certain kinds of crimes (even if no gun is involved) they take all your guns (even antique non-functioning ones) and your licence off you.
I think it's a bit of both - Zag likes to dress people up, Zig likes to be dressed.
Zig and Zag are going to be a handful. Is Warne able to handle this or is he going to be grey before his time *snickers* He's got a lot of grey already.
"What's going on?" He asked, leaning against the door frame. Ranel was sat on the floor with Zig and Zag, although both kittens were currently obscured from view.
Ranel continued giggling as he answered. "Zig has discovered her is *fierce*!"
"Oh?" Warne responded, raising an eyebrow in question. "I didn't hear any roaring."
"Oh, no, not *that* kind of fierce. *This* kind of fierce," Ranel replied, moving aside so Warne could see his bead and feather bedecked kitten.
"Oh . . . umm . . . " Warne was momentarily dumbfounded. "I guess I should start renewing my shot gun licence then? We might need it when he's a teenager."
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Zig had to have help. Maybe it's more that Zag likes to dress his brother up.
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I think Warne is just making jokes about the whole 'protecting underage teenage daughters with a shot gun' genre. While he will definitely protect underage teenage kittens (no matter how fierce), he's more likely to do it at the end of a fireball, plasma ball, lightening strike, obliterate your atoms until they're more dispersed than dinosaur atoms . . . well, you get the picture.
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Then again, they got a great son-in-law out of it in Warne so.......
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And if you commit certain kinds of crimes (even if no gun is involved) they take all your guns (even antique non-functioning ones) and your licence off you.
I think it's a bit of both - Zag likes to dress people up, Zig likes to be dressed.
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