Day Job

[charactereyes]

Title: Day Job, or, The Ridiculous Grocery AU In Which Frank Works In The Deli, Pines For Gerard, The Hot Checkout Boy, And Is Advised By Many To Forget About It
Author: ishidashipper
Pairing: Frank/Gerard (with side helpings of Brian/Bob and Bert/Quinn)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people

Comments

[3wishesfreehugs]

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Okay I loved this unhealthy amounts and I want it to be real. Greta is just that badass and Frank is such a dork. Mikeyway is too a slagmuffin. *hearteyes some more*

[ishyface]

In my mind Greta is the most badass person of all time. (And probably in real life, too- who else could keep Bob Morris in line?)

Thanks for reading!

[spiderweb_x]

Oh my God! That was sooo good. It was funny and cute and the little twist towards the end was brilliant! People rarely bother with twists in fic, so it was completely unexpected.

Just marvellous.

This was my favourite bit:

Frank wondered if people actually tore their hair out or if it was only a figure of speech.

And this was a close second:

"I'm not a stalker, you know."

I literally laughed out loud.

[ishyface]

GERARD IS NOT A STALKER. HE JUST WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT SO HE'S THROWIN' IT OUT THERE. CHRISTINA RICCI IS A LIAR.

Thank youuuu. <3

[spiderweb_x]

...Christina Ricci?

[ishyface]

Supposedly he actually stalked her way back when he was a chubby art kid! Stalked her on a bicycle, no less. Which... is creepy, but which I still find really kind of endearing. /fail

[smile_as_a_noun]

THIS WAS AWESOME!
Heh, sorry for the caps. But yeah...I loved this, a lot. I don't even like Frank/Gerard that much...but this was good. :)
<333

[ishyface]

Thanks! :D

[ishyface]

Thanks, dude.

[heartsunite]

oh my god! :D
this is the sweetest thing ever!
fav. bit was when frank went to talk to bob, ahah.
mems. ♥

[ishyface]

I was actually debating whether I should make this story end as a Frank/Bob, just because I love to write them together. Alas, Frank/Gerard is the OTP of my heart. (And everybody else's too, but whatever.)

Thanks for reading!