The Kind Of Dirty Where...

[charactereyes]

Title: The Kind Of Dirty Where...
Pairing: Gerard/Bert
Rating: R for swearing, implied sex, and bubble bath shenanigans.
Summary: Gerard is out to save Bert's life. Failing that, he's gonna try to make him take a bath.
Disclaimer: It's all lies and I'm not getting paid.
Author's Note: Set somewhere before Gerard hit bottom and after My Chem

Comments

[nightehfaice]

Oh god this was adorable. I've always kind of wondered about a fic like this, and am glad that someone finally wrote it.

And just the mix of pervertedness and five-year-old-ness, makes this the kinda Bert I like to read.

[ishyface]

I didn't know that so many people were jonesing for Bert to take a bath- I thought it was just me.

Thanks for reading!

[shitgun]

Gerard's brushing Bert's hair for what is by all evidence the first time in fucking years

dhfajsdssa AW. AWAWAW.
you are my most favorite ever.
the cuteness, it overwhelms me.
fjkjdskl aw.

[ishyface]

ALEX MARSHALL NAWWWW.

I'm glad you liked it! ♥

[shitgun]

alex marshall and a baby tiger!

<3 i did! thank you. (although it sort of worries me that i am equally excited about the gerard/bert and the cleanliness. but only a little bit.)

[ishyface]

BABY TIGER BABY TIGER. I know almost nothing about Alex Marshall, but by gum he's adorable!

[xxi_hate_chooxx]

xD LAWLed all the way through this

[ishyface]

Thanks!

[fuckhaterzzz]

YAY!!!!!! A NICE BERT/GERARD WHERE THEY DONT RAPE AND KILL EACH OTHER!
<333333
btw
"It's just, you know, I'm afraid it's going to- to sprout or something."
LMAOOOOOO
:D

ILY

[ishyface]

See, I love Bert/Gerard, but I hate gratuitous angst. Unfortunately the two seem to come together an awful lot. So I figured I needed to bring the fluff!

[fuckhaterzzz]

And for that, I worship you.
*bows down*

[ishyface]

*is worshipped!*

*feels overwhelmed*

[basketcasex39]

Awwww. This was so cute. I love to think that their relationship was really like that if they ever had one. Lol. It's nice to read some Bert/Gerard where they're actually pretty happy instead of trying to kill either each other or themselves. I can totally see this happening too. Because really, I don't think there's a single person who could come in contact with Bert McCracken without trying to bathe him. Great job! *Mems*

[ishyface]

Because really, I don't think there's a single person who could come in contact with Bert McCracken without trying to bathe him.

Truer words were never spoken.

Thanks for reading!