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[char_he_mcgee]

You know, I thought nothing could be more obnoxious than seeing Christmas stuff out alongside Halloween costumes. I was wrong. Trying to get ready for the day while the song 'Baby, It's cold outside' comes out of every faucet in my bathroom? Not fun. In fact, it was actually really creepy at first

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[punchedhitler]

Out of the faucet?

Did you let Tony Stark do something to your apartment?

[char_he_mcgee]

No. What?!

[What the hell, Steve?] No. It's apparently a curse. Christmas music everywhere. Coming out of everything.

[punchedhitler]

Oh.

[Pause.]

Well he made my coffee machine speak French.

[char_he_mcgee]

I know. And then Bucky shot it. This is most certainly a curse. Others are experiencing the same thing I am.

[intheblanks]

You really can't stay?

[char_he_mcgee]

You're not funny. [Except she's laughing, thus disproving her statement.]

ooc: if you get a billion of these, blame LJ.

[intheblanks]

Oh. Want me to go 'way?

ooc: it is doing the saaaame to me.

[char_he_mcgee]

Not at all. You're a welcome distraction from the singing dishwasher. And that was amusing.

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[spinorfall]

I suggest ear plugs.

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[char_he_mcgee]

Hi, Cobb. How are you settling in?

That works here. At work I'll have to put up with it.

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[spinorfall]

There should be some event related leave days, then.

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[char_he_mcgee]

My boss is pretty cool about me skipping work because of curses. I spent a week as a man-eating mermaid and she didn't complain about the no-call-no-show I unfortunately pulled. In fact, rumor has it that most bosses around here are like that.

Plus, she told me even the tea was singing so I'm not sure I'm going in.

[ridethecyclone]

It is cold outside.

[char_he_mcgee]

I'm going to kick you in the shins, Bucky. [Except not really.]

[ridethecyclone]

M'quaking in my boots.

[char_he_mcgee]

You should be. I'm a terrifying and scary person.

[...as accurate as this statement has the potential to be, Charlie wouldn't harm a hair on Bucky's head.]

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[seesbydoing]

The tea is singing.

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[char_he_mcgee]

[Very audible groan followed by a slight thump. It's very likely she just headdesked.]

Please tell me you're joking.

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[seesbydoing]

I wish. Actually, mostly I wish they were all singing the same song, because it's getting pretty annoying.

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[char_he_mcgee]

That can't be good for business.