Did you tell her that you wanted to make hot monkey love to her? I told ghostwriterxx to say that. Is she shorter than me? Hollywood likes them short so they fit into movies better.
She was hot. A bit hippie-ish that day, but I guess she wasn't all made up for stuff. It was just a press conference.
I think she's involved in shooting a film that will involve some of the UN's premises or something. I dunno. Who cares, it's friggin' Drew Barrymore! Ruff, ruff!
you saw her up close and personal, okay.. did you actually talk to her at all? And what makes you want to kick her ass? (I mean, hey, she's funny and she's short, what more could anyone want :D)
it's a martial arts thing...usually when I meet someone the first time...I size them up out of habit and when I'm talking to people I can't help but notice openings and weaknesses...so nah, I don't think it's an anger issue...the fact that you wanted to beat drew barrymore is prolly more of a, I wanna get all hot and sweaty with you babe...ha ha...you should have asked her about the hot monkey love :P
Yeah, instinctive sizing up of people does happen a lot. I do it at work all the time. Security guards, dignitaries, whatever. Just force of habit.
Once the President of Azerbaijan was visiting, and his motorcade pulled up, and all these heavily armed guys jumped out and took up stations around the area. The Deputy Head of our office and I are watching this- he's from Ukraine- and he says something in Russian and then tells me "These are Russian special forces. Spetznatz. I do not think even you could challenge them."
Once in a while, he frightens me. I know he's KGB. No doubt about it.
you see Drew Barrymore and the first thought that comes to your mind is that she's short? Your second thought is that you could kick her ass? You definitely have some issues, slugger.
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She didn't seem too interested in the hot monkey love business. But once I did my American Idol dance moves, she warmed up to my manly charms.
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So we know Drew Barrymore hangs out at the UN...at least she's not hanging on St Mark's with the squatter punks anymore :P
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I think she's involved in shooting a film that will involve some of the UN's premises or something. I dunno. Who cares, it's friggin' Drew Barrymore! Ruff, ruff!
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Who knows why I think about ass-kicking? Must be my inner violent child coming through. Heh. I wouldn't, really. She's hot. Mmmmmmmm...
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Once the President of Azerbaijan was visiting, and his motorcade pulled up, and all these heavily armed guys jumped out and took up stations around the area. The Deputy Head of our office and I are watching this- he's from Ukraine- and he says something in Russian and then tells me "These are Russian special forces. Spetznatz. I do not think even you could challenge them."
Once in a while, he frightens me. I know he's KGB. No doubt about it.
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Don't worry. I didn't think you were short.
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