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chaosvizier

Nature And Wildlife: Not Always Your Friend

Aug 30, 2014 09:46

Fun Science Fact: The Portuguese Man O'War is considered one of the most dangerous jellyfish-like creatures around (technically it is not a jellyfish, it just acts like one and gets to go to their parties and stuff ( Read more... )

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bending_sickle August 30 2014, 10:28:10 UTC

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chaosvizier August 30 2014, 18:52:10 UTC

Curse my lack of musculature!

i_calql8 August 31 2014, 00:47:51 UTC

When I read your last post about travel and stuff, I thought to myself "More proof that I chose the wrong damn profession."

Um...I take it back now.

chaosvizier August 31 2014, 05:36:12 UTC

It certainly explained why no one was swimming in the water at this marvelous pristine beach. If the flotsam left behind by low tide included dozens of dying men o'war, then there had to be DOZENS UPON DOZENS of live ones still waiting in the water. WAITING TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

UNACCEPTABLE.

i_calql8 August 31 2014, 05:58:30 UTC

Seen documentaries on what those fuckers can do. Unacceptable, indeed. And there's no giant tortoise herd--led by one with a surfer dude accent--to save your ass. YOU LIED TO US, PIXAR!!! BASTARDS!!!

chaosvizier August 31 2014, 06:35:00 UTC

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way? LIES, ALL OF IT. There are no friendly ocean critters. There is just death and decay, wrapped in blackness and terror.

pixel39 September 2 2014, 18:10:03 UTC

I would use the phrase "Nature hates you and wants you to die" in this situation...

I love pointing that out to people who get all dewy-eyed at the prospect of Nature! and then go on to be horribly shocked and appalled when cute fuzzy animals don't act like animated Disney critters...

*Note that this especially applies to those idiot hippies who think grizzly bears are cute and cuddly, until they get eaten alive by said bears.

chaosvizier September 2 2014, 21:00:44 UTC

Hey, there's nothing wrong with Nature. I like flora and fauna. I like seeing new and strange things. I appreciate the majesty of Nature and all its wonder and stuff. But I'm not going to hug and love every piece of it. I know the truth: Nature does, in fact, hate us and wants us to die. Horribly. With pointy teeth and poisonous tendrils and venomous stingers and sharp claws.