Kenya, Part One

[chaosvizier]

Finally back from the legendary Dark Continent, and boy are my arms... nah, let's move on.

First off, just to officially get it out of the way, come to Kenya; we got lions. That's right, I had to post this. That's the way these things go.

Or, if you don't want to read, maybe you need to take an energy drink. It'll make you appreciate Kenya more.

Comments

[lady_autumnstar]

I just looked at the pictures for now, but I promise I'll read the full post later. Right now I have a Very Important Appointment to keep.

Monkcats?

[chaosvizier]

Keep that appointment. Especially if monkeys are involved.

[tinamachina]

But where are the lions?

Can't wait for the next part of this trip.

[chaosvizier]

Lions coming up in future installments. Stay tuned, brave reader!

[raphsody606]

... I have some bad monkey stories. Those things are scary as all hell. Stay the Fuck Away is my monkey motto.

[chaosvizier]

Yeah. Travis the Chimp taught us all about Monkey Savagery. No touchy!

[i_calql8]

Holy crap! Monkeys!

I wanna codename, too!!!

[chaosvizier]

You may receive a codename... if you ever travel with me. No travel, no codename. ;-)

[trishalynn]

What if we see a movie with you? Drinking at Port Authority is traveling, right?

[chaosvizier]

Port Authority is indeed a haven for travelers everywhere! Not the nicest haven, per se, but still.

Welcome, codename Cassidy!

[malkatsheva]

If Kenyan monkeys are at all like Thai monkeys, then STAY THE FUCK AWAY is indeed the correct response.

[chaosvizier]

Thai monkeys are probably spicier and come with noodles. ;-)

[i_calql8]

And they know kickboxing. Nasty. Yeah.

[chaosvizier]

Yeah, muay thai monkeys are even scarier than ninja monkeys.