Big Pimpin' 5.5 -- "Pimps Can't Get Pregnant!"

[chaoscheebs]

This was one of the "you-know-whats" mentioned in the previous post, but since tavalya_ra won't be on the internet for a while in a couple of days, I bumped this up. Merry Christmas, tavalya_ra, scribe_protra, and anyone else who reads these.

Be warned, as this crosses over some with tavalya_ra's Zukang Bunny, there is mpreg. But mostly, it's gleeful crack.

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[tavalya_ra]

I guess Ozai got bitchslapped to death. Hey, it works even by the rules I set up in the Zukang bunny, since only bending is weakened. Roku's demon cannot withstand the mighty power of pimpin'!

“Zuzu… The Avatar… Zuzu got… WAHAHAHAHAHA!” she got out before sliding to the floor in a gale of fresh giggles.

Zuzu proved himself a man! Maybe. Could have just been mystical Avatar power intervening.

“Maybe that’s why Momo likes you so much,” Toph interjected.

I laughed out loud at this. Let us not forget how eager Sokka once was to eat Momo.

...I'm going to hell.

“… notabitch…” Zuko mumbled from the ground.

Did he wake up to say that or did he mutter that as a natural response in his sleep? ::snerk::

The only time Zuko isn't completely pussy-whipped- well, whatever Aang's equivalent of that would be- is when he's wearing the Blue Spirit mask. And even then, that's just to give him the get-up and go to pursue Aang.

Blue Spirit mask = Zuko's Viagra

“Whoa, whoa, hold on, I think we have a bigger issue that this here! He’s a guy!

[chaoscheebs]

I guess Ozai got bitchslapped to death.... Roku's demon cannot withstand the mighty power of pimpin'!

Yeah, pretty much. XD

Did he wake up to say that or did he mutter that as a natural response in his sleep? ::snerk::

He's still kind out of it, but awake enough to defend his honor.

You have no idea how happy this reference makes me.

I had to bring the Omashu prince thing up after you mentioned it. Had to.

But what does Iroh think?

He's wondering the same thing Katara is, but hey, he'll be getting a grandniece or nephew, so it's not all bad! =D

[tavalya_ra]

Yeah, pretty much. XD

Revealing the shocking truth that Azula actually inherited her mojo from Ursa and Zuko is more like his father than we ever believed.

He's still kind out of it, but awake enough to defend his honor.

What's important to Zuko: honor and making little Aang-babies.

I had to bring the Omashu prince thing up after you mentioned it. Had to.

How Bumi got his batshit.

Bumi: Personally, I blame you.
Aang: Yeah, probably.

He's wondering the same thing Katara is, but hey, he'll be getting a grandniece or nephew, so it's not all bad! =D

I feel bad for Iroh. He strikes me as the sort who would be extremely happy surrounded by a horde of grandchildren. Zuko's finally getting around to making some!

[onlytalewetell]

“I’m the Avatar. Ultimate Life Form, I can top from the bottom.”

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[chaoscheebs]

That's what Shadow keeps telling himself, anyway. The Incredible Sub, AWAY!

[chromegadget]

*snerk* Good one.

[yamikaosu]

In the Avatar world, the Avatar is the Ultimate Life Form. XD;